‘VOL. IL, NO. 44

’ Drs. Lang & ‘Leech

PHYSICIANS, SURGEONS, COUCHEURS

Consultations: 9 to 12, 2 to 5,7 to 8 W. H. Lana, M.D. West second st. north .W. Leecn, M.D. 2nd door E Union hotel

fice: Alberta ils & Stationery Store

R. P. Wallace, B. Cc, L. Barrister, Solicitor, Notary Public Solicitor for the Eastern Townships

Bank Loans and Insurance

Dr. William Norwood DENTIST

Graduate of Chicago College of Dental Surgery wien Alberta Drug & Stationery Store

ic Lodge, No. 3

ALP.

@iori

& A.M... GR.

Meets Tuesday on full mooninthe Masonic Hall, Main Street. Visiting brethren rordinll y

or hefore the

weleome.

J.T. SrerPHENSON, W.M. A, PR. VATE, Sec’y. ~<.0.0. PA py Vi Me = “is ay, Gc ae TABER L ODG > No. 25 Meets every 7 Jyrpresstdan Daw ) Douplas bloek, Main @ Brethren alwas aon , Hi. P. MUS ROO NAG T. BULLE :

WwW. BRI 1S id GRUBB

Insurance: Po, Life, Accitent Reeves Tr \ tion Engives.

“REAL ET pe

Eyip~Arc™ R. A. CONTRA

All work gu:

TanOrman CTOR, BUILDER,

uranteed in’ every way.

Estimates given on all classes of

buildings \ TABER

FLOUR & FEED

_ STORE ee Try LETHBRIDGE NBW MILL UNION MADE FLOUR

South Side of Track, opp. Depot

Public Seales in connection

BERT SUTTON

PROPRIETOR |

SONT MISS

THE

Sacrifice Sale STO V ES

FROM

INCLUSIVE

i _

HIELL ELL TOVE and Furnaces

After. Money Only

Hon. Nelson Monteith, Ex-Minister of Ontatio Expresses This View

the of

| Opinion which the public is securing

Amid many expressions

| day after day from visitors to this

| province as to its wonderful ‘merits, |

lit is refreshing to hear the frank, | ; outspoken |

berta

impressions which

West

lone who comes with no 2

and the have made xo FO grind, | with no cause for extravagant lauda- but who is making « tour of

West that

acquainted swith

(tions, :

the he may be as well

¢)

this part of the. Do-

minton of Canada as he ts with the Mast. This aman is) ton. Nelson Mon-'! teith, ex-minister of agriculture for “Ontario under the Whitney Govern ment. Me. Montéith lias made a pbrief but im observant tour of the! pWost as far as the eoast wid visited Edmonton on Tuesday on ti ' oO his farm near Strattor © 10 While. in the city Ma. M eit called en Hon. WoCE. builay aod) Mo (Feorge Harcourt ab the Parhamen Buildings, the latter of whos havin wbeen a class-mate of tus at the On roo Agrieultural College? WEST TS Too FAST. :

} ini I teith does not place much stress on the activities of publie life. He fee that) Chere-are grvater enjoviments.in jlife than aspiring to fame and m iking money The pleasure that the man- agement of his fara. gives him out weighs nll the fuscintions of pt iblic oftige. My. Monteith indieated this

state: oof natnd COURSE Ol

in the Intwmview given to w Bul

scubative i cee giving his

Ihipressiot “What bon

West Mh

all absorbing des

everybody to make

fee tiost about the

said Monteith, “is the

on the part of Where- at the 1 hear of

sire money,

ever Leo inthe railway car,

hotel ov on the strect

propositions that are under way and

of how imuch money certain indr-

viduals have nmde on a deal in real

estate or on crop returns.

course, is typical of wa new country;

| but as time goes by the: people must

pay mere attention to the aesthetic

Come:and Sce US AND

What We

| Are Doing

This Month.

A. Potter & Co

| Fallors, siadasen niin and Outfitters

TO MEN WHO KNOW

‘| values that are given to property and

TABER, ALBERTA, THURSDAY, ‘DECEMBER 17, 1908

“Donald McNabb

DECLARES

side of their nature or they will miss the real enjoyments of Jife.. INFLATED LAND VALUES. “A consequence of the desire for money is the enormously inflated

even to the necessaries of life. Es- pecially is this true of British Co- lumbia, where living. is* very expen- give, and’ where values for fruit and farm lands are in the clouds. The levelling period must come, when the | West will assume a more ane

position and when land can

bought for its commercial value oie HIMSELF not for its speculative value.”

| Mr. Monteith was impressed with aan | | the wonderful agricultural outlook | i

(pees at the small percentage of |

| land

5 | proportionately large areas that Gan |

Al- |

on |

s , country can produce will be

This, of |

CLOTHING

i. 10th to pov. 17th

ifor these He: was sur-

provinces.

To be First, Last and Al-. ways for the Working- man, Regardless of any other Influence which may be Brought to Bear

on flim

| under cultivation and at the

ibe brought under the plow. In hia|

opinion the department of agriculture

has a problem before it, the

mental by reason of the compara- | |

as so much

1 of work to be done is experi- |

i tively lig In Ontario |

ith rainfall here. fll is 42 inches,

the rain while in| Alberta it%is only some 20 inches in| the year. 4On this account prin- | cipies of agriculture which apply in| In reply toa communie ation from | Ontario do not apply to this pro- | the Labor Bulletin, requesting vit New 4 rineiples must be outline of the position taken by a oc at. Alberta is only in the ex- candidate of the 1.1..P., Donald Me- perimental stage im respect to agri- Nabb, the following was received : ; : | J have been a tredes unionist, for DON'T PORGIES TINE RAST hover twenty years and have. always F ther thing about the West been a strong su porter lol trace bo comes under my observation’) Umer princip'es. 1 have always \\ is the little been an advocate of a Labor party, on that is paid to’ the news believing that Unionism alone contd frat th The impression 1, 08h help us in meaimtaining out 1; tod is that vou cut: loose) W#8es but could never alter” existing Pa | ; Sysleing to any extent vn ati Lottie ‘consk Wis “Foam in favor of . government mad } , ! than ever that | own hip of all puble niilities such ia Canadian here is a wonder- rf Miways, tmilpes, CieValoys an Pty ty head’ of pur-ponntey in tever vhing that could be operated by | tho eXxplokungy of our ‘fisheries and the syrcrumenl ia lhe utterescs - our soil. |The best brains that’ the | he win classes.

needed

io guide the destinies: of the Do- | tion on Act.t veing further’ amended by | minion of Canada for many years to striking out the clause which states came.’ | that this uct is available in the con- |

lstruction of buildings only when the

* | height exceeds thirty feet.

it should be available from the * Board of Tr ate ' ground. I believe we should have as good an act as the Amended Act

L would support Amended Act of

treat Britain.

et similar te the

Meeting

A of the of Trade was held in the city hall on) a bone of contention between miners Alberta |

There |some time, namely,

it Brit tal. a Oe

win prepared to} poy up a hard

special meeting Board ia on « proposition this has been

this district for

that

Tuesday night to discuss the and operators in

Government's railroad policy. all coal be

was a good attendance and much | weighed before screening.

that all working-imen shall be paid i in law-

interest was shown. It was decided; lam prepared to advocate

to draw up a petition to be signed

locally for presentation to the Go- j ful currency instead of by cheque.

vernment asking that a line be built; “Regarding my attitude towards|

north and south through. Taber, the Government, 1.e, the Liberal . . |

thus opening up a vast country for | party, I am prepared to support

settlement. R.P. Wallace and R, A.jthem in any measure that they

VanOrmuan were appointed delegates / bring forward if it is in the interests to BUT NOT | ‘vernment and present the claims of | OTHERWISE,” (Signed)

DONALD MceNABB

Edmonton to interview the Go-|of the working classos

Southern Alberta and the proposed We! | understand Mayor Deuglas and Coun-

‘Taber railroad in particular.

cillor F. R. Davis may be at Edmon- | at

| business, when they will

council | the |

ton the same time on

8 » cownell Ghurch Services ' Board of Trade delegates. |

—-- |! Knox Church-—Morning service at | /1l a.m., followed by Sunday School | An editor works 365 days in a} | and Bible Class. . Evening _ Service, |

year to get out, 52.issues of a paper, | 7.30. Wednesday Congregational | |

sucker takes the paper for a couple | of yeary and then skips without

‘paying for it, that’s anarehy. | Holy Diosediaiion: 11 a.m. first Sun- |

in each month and 8.30 a.m, on]

| | i3 pm.; Evening “Prayer, 7.30 p.m. ; | } i

Prince Albert, Sask., Dec. 6. Over | third Sunday in the month. «

fa hundred unemployed held a meet: :

ling hére on Saturday. The lumber! Church of Jesus Christ of Latter | jindustey is at a standstill, but it. is | Day Saints—Sunday school at 10 a.m. alleged that the employment agents | every Sunday. Sacrament _meet- | pe shipping men ih on-évery train. ing at 2p.m. Sunday evening ser- |

| The situation is serious, as most of|vice at ‘8 p.m.——Young Ladies’

- |npoys, Fancy Goods, Books &

“Tam in favor of the Comperisa-

I believe |

The Taber Trading Co., Ltd.

LD Ce

Va LAO P3- ca!

Bibles, KODAKS, Confec- tionery, Summer Goods, Fountain Pens, Razors, ‘Brushes, Perfume, Pipes and Cigars,. Xmas Cards and Calendars

All New Stock at New Stock at Import Prices

The Alberta Drug & Statinery Co.

Eastern Townships Bank.

CAPITAL, $3,000,000 | RESERVE, $1,860,000 .57 branches and agencies in Canada. 48 years in operation

General Banking Business Conducted . ACCOUNTS SOLICITED Drafts Sold in all parts of the Werld

Money

(Yukon excepted) United at following rates $5 and under, 03 $10 to $30, 10c $5 to $10, 06 $30 to $50, l5ce

Impossible to lose your money in transmitting if by this. method

. Taber Branch, C. E. Moe, vanaas

orders payable in any bank in Canada States, England, Scotland,

“The Pioneer Merchants

» as

SANTA CLAUS has arrived here and left all kinds of NICE THINGS for Every body. |

CSR ef ste / - Rubber

Bloeks,

Dolls, 3alls,

Toys, -Mechanical ‘Toys,

Picture Books, Game

IN FACT, EVERYTHING. TO PLEASE THI CHILDREN

hasn’t forgotten SUITABLE Things for older people cither

Sueh as Smokers’ Sets, Shaving Mirrors,

Toilet Sets, Staghorn Sets, etc., ete.

All kinds of Fancy China, Silk Handkerchiefs, Ties, Sik & Iee Wool Shawls

Xmas Candies, Nuts and Fruits

XMAS GOODS ON DISPLAY UPSTAIRS——

E.N. Harding Co. SAMUEL ERVINE

Harness, saddles, whips, robes, blankets and everything for your horse. Special attention given to orders of all kinds

Aaniihs For

fart-Parr Gasoleng Engines

Cockshutt. Engine Gang Plows

Notice to the Public

SEE OUR sips OF 2 LAP ROBES & WORSE BLANKETS —

JUST ARRIVED.

E. 6. JONES

Painter, Paper Manger, a Writer. Estimates free

Agent for the famous Best Vapor * Gas Light Co.

The undersigned builders and con- tractors are prepared to furnish plans . and specifications for buildirigs of all kinds and sizes. Address: them at — ‘the Taber Hotel. ;

; a

Mars ad ants

* mask of his sullenness had fallen. His

“pox plum full of diamon’s.”

* melodrama.

MYSTERY

‘

ne ‘ aft

Ooprright, 1997. vy McClure. Phillins & Co.

; , (Continued) The ship careened to a chance swell. A door slammed. The voices: were cut

off. I looked up. The nigger’s head was thrust forward fairly. into the glow from the companionway. The

eyes fairly ,rolled in excitement. His hick lips were drawn back to expose his teeth. His powerful figure was gathered with the tensity of a bow. . When the door slammed he turned si- lently to glide away. At that instant the watch was changed, and in a.mo- ment I found myself in my bunk.

Ten seconds later the nigger, de- tained by Captain Selover for some trifling duty, burst into the forecastle. He was posséssed of the wildest ex- citement. This in itself was enough to gain the attention of the men, but his first words were startling.

“I found de treasuré!” he almost shouted. “I know where he kept!”

They leaped at him—Handy Solo- mon and Pulz—and fairly shook out of him what he thonght: he knew. He babbled in the forgotten terms of al- chemy, ‘dressing modern facts in the garments of mediaeval thought until they were scarcely to be recognized.

“And so he say dat he fine him, de nhilosonher stone, and he keep him in dat heavy box we see him carry aboard, and he don’ have to make gol’ with it—he can make diamon’s—dia- mon’s—he say it too easy to fill dat

They gesticulated and exclaimed and breathed hard, full of the marvel of such a thought. Then abruptly the clamor died to nothing. I felt six eyes bent on me, six unwinking eyes moving restless in motionless figures, suspicious, deadly as cobras.

Up to now my standing with the men had been well enough. Now they drew frankly apart. One of the most significant indications of this was the incréased respect they paid my office. It was as though by prompt obedi- ence, instant deference and the em- phasizing of ship’s etiquette they in- tended to draw sharply the line be- tween themselves and me. There was much whispering apart, many private | talks and consultations in which I had no part. Ordinarily they talked free- ly enough before me. Even the read- ing during the dog watch was inter- mitted—at least it was on such days as I happened to be in the watch be- low. But twice I caught the nigger and Handy Sdlomon ‘constlting to- gether over the volume on alchemy.

I was in two minds whether to re- port the whole matter to Captain Sel- over. The only thing that restrained me was the vagueness of the inten- tion and the fact that the afterguard was armed and was four to the crew’s five. An incident, however, decided me. One eyening I was awakened by a sound of violent voices, Cap- tain Selover’ occasionally juggled the watches for, variety’s sake, and I now had Hand¥ Solomon and Perdosa. The nigger, being cook, stood no watch,

“You drunken greaser swab!” snarl- ed Handy Solomon. “You son of a Yaqui! I'll learn you to step on a seaman’s foot, and you can kiss the book on that! I’ll] cut your heart out and feed it to the sharks!” .

“Potha!”’ sneered Perdosa. ‘You cut heem you finger wid your knife.”

They wrangled. At first I@thought the quarrel genuine, but after a mo- ment or so I could not avoid a sort of reminiscent impression of the cheap It seemed incredible, but soon I could not dodge the conclusion that it was a makeup quarrel designed to impress me. . ,

Why should they desire to do so? I had to give it up, but the fact itself was obvious enough. I laughed to see them. The affair did not come to blows, but it did come to black looks on meeting, muttered oaths, growls of enmity every time they happened to pass each other on the deck. Perdosa was not so bad. His Mexican blood inclined him to the histrionic, and his Mexican cast lent itself well to evil looks. But Handy Solomon for the first timé in my acquaintance with him was ridiculous,

About this time we crossed into fre- quent thunders. One evening just at dark we made out a heavy black squall. Not knowing exactly what weight lay bebind it, I called up all hands. We ducked the’ staysail and foresail, lowered the peak of the main- sail and waited to feel of it. a rough and ready seamanship often used in these little California wind jammers. 1 was pretty busy, but I heard dis- tinctly Handy Solomon’s voice behind me:

“I'll kill you sure, you greaser, as soon as my hands are free!” ,

And some muttered reply -from the Mexican.

The wind hit us hard, held on a iew moments and moderated to a stiff puff. There followed the rain, so of course | knew it would amount to nothing. I was just stooping to throw the stops off the staysail when I felt myself seized from behind and forced rapidly toward the side of the ship. r

Of course I struggled. The Japa- nese have a little trick to fool a man who catches you around the waist from behind. It is part of the jiu jitsu taught the Samurai, quite a different proposition from the ordinary “police- man jiu jitsu.” I picked it up from a | ‘friend in the nobility. It came in very { “handy now, and by good luck a roll of

‘ ‘

the ship helped me, In a moment I stood free, and Perdosa was picking himself out of the scuppers, ;

The expression of astonishment was fairly ‘well done—I fwill say that for him—but I was prepared for histrion- les. : .

“Senor!” he gasped. “Eet is you! Sacrosanta Maria! I thought you was dat Solomén! Pardon me, senor! Par- ‘lon! Have T hurt you?” . AL

He approached ine almost wheedling. I could have laughed at the villain: it was all so transparent. He no more inistook me for Handy Solomon then he felt any real enmity for that person. But, being nugry and perhaps a little

scared, I beat him to his-quarters with | was true.

n belaying pin.

On thinking the matter over, how- ever, I failed to see all.the ins and outs of it. I could understand a desire to get rid of me. There would be one less of the afterguard, and then, too, I knew too much of men’s senti- ments if n»t of their plans. But why

all this eluborate farce of the mock | quarters and to snug down for a stay

quarrel and the alleged mistake‘ ‘Could it be to guard against possible failure? I could bardly think it worth while. had wished to test my strength and determination. The whole affair, even on that supposition, was childish enough, but I referred the exaggerated cunning to Handy Solomon and con- sidered it quite adequately explained. It is a minor point, but subsequently I learned that this surmise was cor- rect. I was to be saved because none of the conspirators understood naviga- tion. ¢

The next morning I approached Cap- tain Selover.

“Captain,” said I, “I think it my duty to report that there is trouble brewing among the crew,”

“There always is,” he replied, moved. i

“But this is serious. Dr. Schermer- horn came aboard with a chest which the men think hold treasure. The other evening Robinson overheard him tell his assistant that he ‘could easily fill the box with diamonds. Of course he was merely illustrating the value of some scientific experiment, but Rob- inson thinks and has made the others think that the chest contains some- thing to make diamonds with. I am sure they intend to get hold of it. The affair is coming to a head.” Captain Selover listened almost in- differently.

“IT came back from the islands last year,” he piped, “with $300,000 worth of pearls. There was sixteen in the crew, and every man of them was blood hungry for them pearls. They had three or four shindies and killed one man over the proper way to divide

un-

My only theory was that they | there’s something to do there.”

,: ¥

THE TABER FREE PRESS.

“The volcano is. active.” was his. on- ly. comment, but it explained the rag ged cloud.

“You say ‘theres 4 harbor?” inquired Captain Selover. ; :

“It. should be on the west end,” said Dr. Schermerhorn, —

lLesCaptain Selover drew ‘me one, side. He, too, was a little aroused.

“Now, wouldn't that get you?” he squeaked. “Doctor runs up against .a Norwegian bum who .tella. bifh, about a volcanic island and gives Its bear-

‘ings. The island ain't. on the map at all. Doctor believes it and makes m lay my course for those bearings. And

| here’s the island! So the bum’s story

I'd like to know what the

rest of it was.” His eyes were shin- ing. :

* “Do we anchor or stand off and én?” :

I asked. bs ; Captain Selover turned to grip .me by the shoulder. “I have orders from D«rrow to get to a good berth, to land, to build shore

of a year at least.” We stared at each other. “Joyous prospect,” I-muttered. “Hope

The morning wore, and we rapidly approached the island. It proved to be utterly precipitous, The high rounded hills sloped easily to within a hundred feet or so of the water and then fell away abruptly. Where the earth ended was a fantastic filigree border, like the fancy paper with which our mothers ,used to line the pantry shelves. Below the white

' surges flung themselves against the cliffs with a wild abandon. Thousands of sea birds wheeled in the eddfes of the wind, thousands of ravens perch- ed on the slopes. Wilh our: glasses we can|a moke out the heads of seals fishing outside the surf and a tagged belt of kelp.

When within a mile we put the helm up and ran for the west end. A bold point we avoided far out lest there should be outlying ledges. Then we came in sight of a broad beach and pounding surf. :

I was ordered to take a surf boat and investigate for a landing and an anchorage. The swell was running high. We rowed back and forth, puz- zled as to how to get ashore with all the freight it would be necessary to land. The ship would lie well enough, for the only open exposure was bro- ken by a long reef over which we could make out the seas tumbling. But inshore the great waves rolled smoothly, swiftly, then suddenly fell forward as over a ledge and spread with a roar across the yellow sands. The fresh winds blew the spume back to us. We conversed in shouts.

“We can surf the boat,” yelled Thrackles, “but we can’t land a load.”

the loot after they had got it. They didn’t get it. Why?’ He drew his powerful figure to its height and

spread his thick arms out in the lux- } ury.of stretching. “Why?” he repeat- ed, exhaling abruptly, ‘Because their captain was Ezra Selover: Well, Mr. Eagen,” he went on crisply, “Captain Ezra Selover is their captain, and they know. it. They'll talk and palaver and git into dark corners and sharpen

their knives and perhaps fight it out |

as to which one’s going to work the

monkey doodle business in the doc. |

tor’s chest apd which one’s going to tie up the sacks of them diamonds, but they won’t git any farther as long as Captain Ezra is on deck.”

“Yes,” I objected, “but they mean business. Last night in the squall one of them tried to throw me over- board.” wo

Captain Selover cringed. om

“What did you d6?* he asked.

“Hazed him to his quarters with a belaying pin.’ . :

“Well, that’s all settled then, isn’t it? What more do you want?”

I stood undecided.

“I can take care of inyself,” he went on. “You ought to take care of your- self.. Then there’s nothing more to do.”

He mused a moment.

“You have a gun, of course?” he in- quired. “I forgot to ask.”

“No,” said I.

He whistled.

“Well, no wonder you feel sort of lost and hopeless, Here, take this; it'll make a man of you.”

\ i | | | | | | |

That was my opinion. We rowed slowly along, parallel to the shore and just outside the line of breakers.

I don’t know exactly how to tell you the manner in which we became aware of the cove. It was as nearly the in- stantaneous as can be imagined. One minute I looked ahead on a cliff as unbroken as the side of a cabin; the very next I peéred down the length of a cove fifty fathoms long by about ten wide, at the end of which was a grav- el beach. I cried out sharply to the men. They were quite as much aston- ished as I. We backed water, watch- ing closely. At a given point the cove and all trace of its entrance disap-

| peared. We could only just make out

| the line where the headlands dissolved into the background of the cliffs and that merely because we knew of its existence. The blendifiig was perfect.

‘To be Continued)

ADVERTISING.

| The Mightiest Factor In the Modern Business World.

“Advertising is today the mightiest factor in the business world,’ writes | Truman A. De Weese in System, the | Magazine of Business. “It is an evo- lution of modern industrial competi- tion. It is a business builder, with a | potency that goes beyond human de- | sire. It is something more than a ‘drummer’ knocking at the door of the

He gave me a Colt’s 45, the barrel of which had been filed down to about two inches of length. It was a most extraordinary weapon, but effective at short range.

“Here’s a few loose cartridges.” said he. “Now, go easy. This is no war- ship, and we ain’t got men to experi- ment on. Lick ’em with your fists or a pin if you can, and if you do sboot just wing ’em a little. They’re awful good lads, but a little restless.’

I took the gun and felt better. With it I could easily handle the members of my own watch, and I did not doubt that with the assistance of Percy ‘Dar-

tow even a surprise would bardly

overwhelm us. | did not count on Dr.

Schermerborn. He, was quite capable

of losing himself in a problem of tra- jectory after the first shot.

CHAPTER XIII.

CAME on deck one mgrning at

about 4 bells to find the entire

Ship's company afoot. Even

the doctor was there. Every-

body was gazing eagerly at a narrow.

mountainous island lying slate colored across the early morning.

We were as yet some twenty miles distant from it and could make out nothing but its general outline, The latter was sharply defined, rising and falling to a highest point. one side of the middle. Over the island and rag- gedly clasping its sides hing a cloud, the only one visible in the sky.

I joined the afterguard.

“You see?’ the doctor was exclaim- ing. “It iss us | haf said. The island iss there. Everything iss as it should be!” He was quite excited, ~

Percy Darrow, too, was shaken out of lis ordinary cali.

consumer, something more than mere | Balesmanship on paper. | “Advertising is a positive creative ! force in business. It builds factories, | skyscrapers and railroads. It makes two blades of grass grow in the busi- ness world where only one grew be- fore. It multiplies human wants and intensifies desires. The result is that it forces man to greater consumption, hence stimulates his production to keep up with his buying desires. “Before advertising was developed into a fine art-and before it became a factor in the commercial world the business of the manufacturer and mer- chant was to supply the normal needs and desires of the human family; mer- | chandising was bounded by’ man’s ne- | cessities and by his meager knowledge | of the luxuries which he deemed with- | in his reach.”

Hint of Untidiness.

“If you want to study human na- ture just try befng a salesman in a department store for even a_ short time,” said the clerk over his evening meal, “There isn't a day but I have a: quiet laugh over the remarks of cus- tomers or, more frequently, would be customers. Today, for instance, I was approached by a well dressed elderly woman with the request to show her some cups and saucers, She did not

want china ones—something in porce-

lain, for ‘common everyday use,’ she 4 said. I brought out samples, and final-

ly her choice simmered dowh to a plain

white and the other a white with a

dull grayish green figure. As if to ac-

count for her decision she said to me

in a most confidential tone: ‘I guess I’ { take the gray ones. They won’t show | the dirt so soon.’”

Seema Sk i OO. Se le

} CURRANT BUNS.

Supper. R

To make curtant buxs mix a cake of compressed yeast with one-fourth cupful of lukewarm water and add to it a cupful of scalded milk cooled to a lukewarm temperature. Add also about a cup and a half of white flour and “beat watil “the batter. is very

smooth, thed coter and ‘tet stand in a warm place. to become very light

CURRANT BUNS GLAZED WITH SUGAR.

Then add half a cupful of currants, half a cupful of sugar, one beaten egg, one teaspoonful of salt and one-fourth cupful of melted shortening. Mix thor- oughly, them beat in enough flour to make a soft dough. About two cupfiuis will be needed. Let this stand to be- come light, then roll into a sheet and into rounds. Gake when about dou- bled in bulk from thirty to, forty min- utes. Stir a teaspoonful of cornstarch with cold water to 2 smooth liquid con- sistency, then pour on boiling water. Let it cook five minutes and use it to baste the tops of the rolls. Dredge them thickly with. granulated sugar and return them te the oven to glaze.

CARE OF THE EYES.

It Is Bad to Read on a Railroad Train When In Motion.

‘Never rub the eyes, for this practice causes inflammation of the lids, and, however beautiful the expression, if the eyes are red or without lushes' they lose their charm.

When a foreign substance gets into the eye do not irritate it by trying to force it out. Keep the eye closed for a few moments or until the object is removed by the tears which will flow. If, however, it is impossible to remove the substance yourself, have some one who will perforin the cperation care- fully remove it for you.

If the wind has reddened the eyelids, wash them in slightly salted warm wa- ter, using common salt. .

However strong the eyes may be, give them a little rest after a few hours’ continuous use. Never force them to gaze at minute objects when they are weak. Neither write, read nor sew when the light is dim. Dur- ing all continuous work close the eyes from time to time at intervals.

@reat care should be taken thdt ‘the light should fal! froan the side, not futl in the face. When working it should be allowed to fall upon the left side.

It is bad to rend on a railway train, in a carriage, while walking, while lying down or while physically tired.

Beds should not be so placed that the eyes receive the full rays of sun- light on awakening. The light should fall from the side. :

A very good wash that will strength- en the sight and restore its powers is made of one pint of soft water, a pinch of common salt and a spoonful of brandy.

A Deadener of Pain.

Iodine is an excellent deadener of pain. In cases of toothache, paincng the gum, taking care not to swallow any of it, because it is poison, will frequently reiieve pain. It will ease the ache of yheumatism if applied to the sore joint and is recommended for use on a painful corn.

Menthol cologne is one of the best simple applications for'a beadache. The combination of burning sensation and coolness that it gives the skin is very refreshing. An eve wash of bo- racic acid and camphor that is put np by all druggists should he in every traveling outfit, for the eyes suiver rreat strain from tight and heat and need special attention, A few drops of this compound dropped on the eye- balls after a journey or at night will have a most soothing effect and may even prevent a headache.

Soap Economy.

Bits of soap should never be flung away, but placed in a glass or chinu jar until a number bave been accumnn lated. They should then be dissolved in boiling water into soap jelly, which may be used for various purposes. That made from the jar reserved for toilet soaps may be used for the bath, and that from kitchen and laundry soaps may be used for laundry pur- poses. Care should be tuken to see that every bit of soap added to the. jar ts clean. It is by. no means an uncom- mon thing to see soap looking anything | but attractively clean.

»Women Out of Business World.

Hamilton Mabie is reported as hav- Ing said that he did not think the present industrial age, in which wo- men take part in the work of the world, will last a century. Nor did he think it desirable that it should. He did not ‘tell what he thought would replace this industrial age nor what is to recompense the women for the pleasures they will miss when. they shajl havé some one else to work for them. onan :

’ The Smile Wins.

Don't expect life to smile gt you un- less you smile first. Don’t ‘expect to have a friendly hand extended to you unless you look as if the hand would be appreciated. The girl with a smile am outstrip her sullen sister +very Jme, '

|for the men disappeared,

ey; that was never recovered.

AN ILL FATED SHIP.

A Delicious Gread For Luncheon. or Mystery and Tragedy The. ercom-

passed the Great Eastern.

There was a mystery about that iT fated ship. -Nothing went right with her, She stuck at the launch, and it cost an.extra $350,000 over and above the sum set aside for the purpose to get her into the: water, On her trial trip her boilers burst, killing some ef

the‘ stokers, “They she, tan aground |.

and carried on. so: outrageously, that her crew thought her surely bewitched. Bhe had started badly. While she was building a pay clerk sent by one of the contractors with $6,500 in wages i It was not unnaturally assumed that he had bolt+ ed. with the money. His wife and family were left unprevided for, with the stigma of his supposed crime upon them,

Thirty years after her launch the Great Eastern went into the cemetery at Birkenhead to be broken up. While she was being taken to pieces the ship breakers discovered between her inner and outer casings of steel the skeleton of.a man, Papers which had fallen from his clothes enabled his identity to be tgaced. It was: the skeleton of the pay clerk who thirty years before had disappeared. There was no mon-

The supposition is that the poor fel- low on going on to the ship was pounc- ed upon -by workmen who knew that he had the money with him; that they stunned him and, having a small place in the side of the vessel to complete,

crammed his body in and built him up

in it. No reward would have induced a sailor to sail-in that vessel had he

known of the terrible secret sealed up in her walls.

LAFCADIO HEARN.

The ‘Way the Writer Got Even With the Heartless Editors. “Lafcadio Hearn, that wonderful writer, worked on newspapers in his youth,” said. a publisher, “and the ruthless Way his studies were chang:

ed, cut and butchered was a great woe ‘to his heart.

“In after years Hearn took a mali- cious joy in collecting stories about

editors—editors and their superior and omniscient way with manuscript.

“One of his stories was of an editor to whom a subscriber said:

“‘T enjoyed that poem on the three ages of man in today’s paper, Mr. Sheers; I enjoyed it immensely. Do you know, though, I thought that it was originally written the seven ages of man!’

“So it was, sir; so it was,’ said Edl- tor Sheers pompously. ‘Yes, the ex- tract was originally written the seven ages of man, but I had to cut it down for lack of space.’

“Another story concérned a weather report. A reporter, discussing the weather, wrote that winter still lin- gered in the lap of spring.

“The editor as he read over the arti- cle called the reporter up to his desk and told him that he would cut out that sentence about winter lingering in spring’s lap. He said the idea was good enough and original and all that sort of thing, but it would not do to

publish because the high moral tone j.

of the paper had to be maintained in a town full of school girls.”

Staring at Royalty. Royalties.are early cured of any shy- ness of being looked at. They are there to be seen, and both the king and queen when they go to the opera and turn their glasses on the occupants

who feel abashed under the inspection. Not a trace of self cénsciousness is left on the face of an English royalty, with the exception of perhaps a_ single princess under an artillery of glances. Such attentions are anything but re sented. Indeed, the beautiful Duchess of Devonshire used to say that when the butcher boy ceased to turn round after her in the street she would know her reign was over.—London Chronicle.

Didn’t Agree With Him.

A Carolina man was recently in specting a farm owned by him and op- erated by an old friend who had press- ed into service every member of his family, including his aged father,

“The old man must be getting along fm years,”’ said the owner.

“Yes; dad’s nigh on to ninety,” was the reply.

“Is his health good?”

“Well, no.. The old man ain’t been hisself for some time back.”

“What seems to be the matter?’

“I dunno, sir. | guess farming don’t

agree with him no more.” Cheap Fun. He—You talk about men playing

poker. It is no worse a vice than the shopping habit of the women. She— Perhaps not, morally speaking; but, then, it takes money to play poker, whereas a woman can shop all day without it costing her a cent except what she pays for car fare.

Might Have Known.

An austere looking lady walked into a furrier’s and said to the shopman, “I should like to purchase a muff,”

“What fur?” demanded the man.

“To keep my hands warm, you ddiot!” exclaimed the lady.—London Scraps. i ,

A Distinction With a Difference.

Editor—You see, a story has to be Just so to get in our magazine. Author —Well, what’s the matter with this one of mine? Editor—It’s only so-so.— IPuck,

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A secret is seldom safe in more than one breast.—Swift, f

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of opposite boxes are openly amused)|‘y) by the disconcerted looks of persons Mr

Young Folks.

MY. LADY’S. TOILET...

Any Number of Players .May Join fm - This Game. ra

Here is a game that, will give ‘boys "ana girls no end of ‘fun. It requires no muterials except a wooden plate or a circular tray. Indeed, any circular object will do that may be twirled around on the floor and ts ‘not easily’ broken. Any number of boys'and giris may play it. Badch player takes the name of some article belonging to @ lady's toflet, as bairbrush, bat brash, comb, buirpin, gloves, ete: . ‘The plevers take’ seats around the, sides of the room, and the one who hus been selected to start the game goes to the center and twirls the plate on the floor as bard as he can. As the plate begins to spin he speaks soute sentence in which he uses the name of one of the toilet ar&cles, and the play- er whé has that name must leave bis seat und try to catch the plate before it stops twirling. If he, fails he pays a forfeit and takes the twirler’s place.

1/If be succeeds he takes the place with-

out paying a forfeit.

The plate spinner generally speaks a sentence like this: “My lady is going out; and she wants her gloves.” The player whose name is: “gloves” then runs to.the plate und tries to catch it. The spinner has 2 right at any time

to call out the single word “Toflet© |

and when he does all the players have to change seats. The one that does not get a seat—the spinner, of course, ai- ways gets one—must then take the plate and pay a forfeit. Forfeits muy be redeemed at the end of the game, and this gives a chance for still more fun,

AN AMUSING TRICK.

Supposed Picture on. Slate Turned Into a Dancing Figure.

The trick here described is certain to cause much astonishment if well ar- ranged beforehand. Get a piece of board about the size of a large school slate and bave it painted black. The paint should be what is known as a dead color, without gloss or bright- ness. Sketch out the figure of a skele- .ton on a piece of cardboard and ar- range it after the manner of a jump- ing jack. so that by holding the figure by the heud in one hand and pulling a string with the other the figure will throw up its Jegs and arms in @ moat ludicrous manner. Make the connec- tion. of the arms and legs with black string and let the pulling string be ulso black. bleton iv the

Then tack the s head to the blackloar The figure

MANIPULATING THE FIGURE.

having been cut out, it must be painted black to match the board. ;

Now to perform. Produce the board. Show only the side upon which there is: nothing. Request that the may be lowered slightly and take up your position a little way from the au- dience. With a piece of white chalk make one or two attempts to draw a figure. Rub out your work as beiug unsatisfactory and turn the slate round. The black figure will not be perceived on account of the board he- ing the same color.

chalk, filling up the ribs, ete., at tlei- sure, taking great care that nothing moves while the drawing is progress- ing. Then manipulate your fingers in front of the drawing and command it to become animated, when by secretly pulling the string attuched to the skel- eton with your foot it will, of course, kick up its legs and throw its arms— about, to the ustonishment of the com- pany. A little soft music from the piano will greatly assist the illusiou.— Philadelpbia Ledger,

Overheard In the Wood Shed. “I bear you are quite a sporisman,” said the shovel to the coal, “Never bandied a gun in my life,” said the coal.

“Why, I'm certain I overheard some, -

one say that he’d seen the coal shute.’ “Oh, please stop poking me!” sal the fire to the poker. “You tickle.” . “Our master’s house js beautiful up- stairs,” said the furnace to the poker, “The flues are guing up there all the time, and they told me all about it"— Philadelphia Ledger. }

Harry’ y's Funny Answer, When Harry was four years old bis grandmother was trying to teach bim

to count and asked: =~

“How many legs have you?”

He answered promptly, “Two.” -

“How many legs has Brownlie?’

Looking at the dog for a moment, he replied, “Brownle has one on eaéh cor ner.” f

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«MP. S.A. Cote, Assistant Manager , Hotel Victoria, Quebec, Canada, writes

THE BIBLE,

@ leter to the Peruna Drug Mfg. Co. \M “Misinfe out pactea ier (> Coq |Much Popular Misinformation Abo

AFTER USING PE-RU-NA 1 AM’ COMPLETELY CURED

Mr. L. A. Cote, Assistant Manager Hotel Victoria, Quebec, Can., writes:

“} suffered with catarrh for about eight years, and have tried many phy- gicians or spécialists for this sickness, 2nd never obtained any relief. It was only after using your Peruna medicine that I began to get better. I have used ten bottles up till now, and am glad to say that I am completely cur- ed. I am glad to let the public know it. A good thing is never too dear.”

We have on file many testimonials like the one given here. Probably no other physician in the world has’ received such a volume of enthusiastic letters of thanks as Dr. Hartman for Peruna.

ST re TE

sprinkled around the cracks will ex- terminate ants and beetles. ;

Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator will drive worms from the system without injury to the child, because its action,

. mild.

while fully effective, is

A cracked egg can be boiled with- out any of the white running out by putting teaspoonful of salt in the water. * os a 4

DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mucous

* lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube 3s inflamed you have a rum- bling sound or imperfect. hearing, and when it is entirely closed, Deaf-

\ ness is the result, and unless the in-

’ flammation can be taken out and

this tube restored to its normal con- dition, hearing will be destroyed for- ever; mine cases out of ten are caus- ed by Catarrh, which is nothing but ‘an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces.

We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by eatarrh) that cannot be

* Hall’s Catarrh eulars, free.

F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.

Sold by Druggists, 75c. -

cured by

Cure. Send for cir-

of debt.—Smart Set. Minard’s Liniment Relieves Neuralgia.

A new and nourishing luncheon dish is made by covering the bottom of a baking dish with squares of toast. Over this put a layer of tomatoes peeled and cut up, then a layer of pecan nuts, after this a layer of rice, then a mixture of nuts, rice and to- matoes and finally bits of toast. Bake and serve hot.

Fortune sometimes overtakes a man who is not a fugitive.

sEspecially night coughs. Na- ture needs a little help to quiet bthe irritation, control the in-

flammation, check the progress fof the disease. Our advice is —give the children Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. Ask your doctor if this is his advice also, He knows best. ‘Do as he says.

We publish our formulas

; We banish aleohol

from ourm Wf you think fooet ation ie of triding coasequence, just ask yourdoctor, He will disabuse you of that notion in short order. ‘‘Correct it, at once!’’ he will say. Then ask him abeut Ayer’s Pills. A mild liver pill, all vegetable. —— Made by the J.C Ayer Oc., Lowell, Mass.

Grease a plate with lard and set it where ants abound. They prefer lard to anything else, even sugar. Placea few sticks around the plate for the ants to climb up on. Powdered borax

Take Hall’s Family Pills for con- stipation.

Belle—Did Fred find marriage as elevating as he thought it would be? * Jack—No; it failed to lift him out

the Scriptures,

The notion lobdsely floating about thé’ churches is that the Bible came jown from heaven, cleanly printed, ficely bound in morocco and gilt- adged,. with a bookinarker against that text which has been erroneously made to declare. that every Scripture: is inspired’ of God. This heaven sent, volume is ‘incapable of-etror in the; minutest detail. .“Every sentence, avery word and letter and punctua- tion mark is infallibly guatanteed by thes Holy. Ghost! Nobody, to the knowledge of the present writer, hus ever said that he. holds quite that theory of inspiration. But if the popu- lar idea of /the. Bible were analyzed it would warrant the inference. And this infallibility is in practice claim- ed for the Bible as printed in the English tongue and read in our churches! Yet all the world knows, or should know, that. the revised version which we now posvess is based on the authorized version, which is an improved edition of the bishops’ Bible, which was a bad copy of Cran- mer’s Bible, which was based on Coverdale’s translations of Dutch and Latin translations and Rogers’ version of Tindall’s Bible! And if we expect to find rigidly accurate messages from the: very mind of God, conveyed in a version of a version which is a translation of a transla- tion, we are demanding the most mir- aculous of all conceivable miracles. ‘Popular misinformation about the Bible seems to begin with the pur- chase of a copy in a bookstore. Yet the adventures of the Bible docu- ments before the day of the printing press constitute one of the romances of history.’ The earliest Hebrew copy of the Old Testament of undisputed date goes back only to the tenth cen- tury A. D. For a period, therefore, of not less than 1,200 years and per- haps of 2,000 copy had been succeed- ing copy, generatjon following gener- ation in the world of books even as in the human.race. Twenty centuries of “editions’”’ had gone the way of all papyri, even as twenty centuries of human beings had gone the way of all flesh, and this parchment was heir of all those ages.in the foremost files of—books. Had no copyist made one mistake in the course of twice a thousand years? As compensation for the late date of our Hebrew authori- ties can be set, it is true, the scru- pulous fidelity with which the Hebrew amanuensis did his work, his rever- ence for the letter of the document on which he was engaged and the consequent comparative purity and reliability of the text.

Couldn’t Scare: Them.

A Denver man who rents his motor car by the trip or hour was seated in the machine with a friend for business when a young couple from the country came up. It.was plain to be seen they were bride and groom. The young man from the country said they wanted to see Denver. He arranged for the motor tar man to take them for an hour’s trip and paid the charges in advance. The country couple took the back seat. The driver’s friend sat in the front seat with him.

“I’m going to have some fun,” said the driver in a low tone to his friend. “T’m going to run fast and scare those hayseeds.”’

He ran to the east edge of town and then let the machine out to the limit. It rocked and jumped till the driver’s friend became alarmed.

“Say,” he said, ‘‘you’d better ease up on it or you'll kill us all.”

“Look around and see if the bride and groom are scared,’’ was the re-

ly.

F Bators the other man could turn and look the farmer touched the driver on the shoulder.

“Hey, feller,” he said, “here’s an- other dollar. Make her run fast, will you?”

An Alabama Sandwich.

“Gimme a sandwich.”

“Rye or white?”

“Rye.”

“Pint or quart?”

This dialogue may be heard at the counter of a large number of “dairy lunch” rooms in the state of Ala- bama. The last question relating to the bulk of the sandwich, refers to the size of the flash of “rye” to be found between the halves of bread loaves cut to look like oyster sand- wich.

Since Alabama went dry-there has been an enormous increase in = the output of baker’s bread.

Spirited Repartee.

In making a sharp turn the rear end of a street car struck an express wagon laden with jugs of whisky. Nearly all the jugs were precipitated to the pavement, with the natural disastrous result. The driver of the wagon alighted and, pointing at the pile Of demolished earthenware, said to a bystander, ‘““That’s hades, ain’t it?”

The spectator, who happened to be a minister, replied, ‘‘Well, my friend, I don’t know that I would say that, but it’s at least the abode of depart ed spirits.” ;

Millais and Newman.

The author of the life of Millais tells the following-anecdote: When Cardinal Newman came to sit to the artist for his portrait, he asked where he was to pose. i

“Oh, your eminence, on that emi- nence, if you please,” answered Sir John, pointing to the models’ dais, and, seeing him hesitating, added, “Come, jump up, you dear old boy.”

Little Danger of Earthquake. Geologists say that New York city is as unlikely to be disturbed by un earthquake as any place on the globe. i is possible that the east end cf Jong

sland or the sandy shore of New Jersey may some day slip into

| the Atlantic ocean, but the rock foun-

dations of the city are likely to stand until the final “wreck of matier and the crash of worlds.” re

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‘THE TABER ZAM-BUK SAVES A FARMER’S ARM.

Some Sensational Proofs of its Heal- “Ing. Power. ) *

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Every’ day brings interesting in- stahces to light of the wonderful heal- ing power of. Zam-Buk, the _ herbal ‘balm. _Mr. Wm. Snell, a Langen- burg, (Sask.), ‘armer, says: “I saved my arm by using Zam-Buk. I had a terrible scalding accident and the arm after the injury ‘took the wrong way.’ When't started to'use Zam-Buk it. was all swollen up and. discolored, and I feared it would have to come off. In ‘a few days Zam-Buk killed the poison, reduced the swelling, and finally ‘heal- ed the arm completely.” ‘

ECZEMA CURED. Mr. E. J. Cu- sick, of 249 Wilson St., Hamilton, says:—‘Every- winter I, used. to have eczema on the back of my hands. Last winter I was especially bad—so bad that I had to be off work for three weeks. While suffering acutely I was advised to try Zam-Buk and did so. I could not have believed any- thing coyld have héaled so quickly! It just seemed to dry up and clear away the sores and in a wonderfully

short time my hands were quite cured.”

PILES CURED. Mr. Neil Devon, of Webbwood, (Ont.), says:—‘‘For

eight vears I tried all kinds of things for piles, but I got nothing to do me any good until [I struck Zam-Buk! That quickly worked a complete cure.”

Zam-Buk heals all skin diseases, cuts and bruises, eczema, scalp sores, ulcers, chapped places, scrofulous ail- ments, poisoned wounds, swollen glands,, boils. As an embrocation it} cures rheumatism, sciatica, ete. All druggists and stores sell at 50c. a box or from Zam-Buk Co., Toronto. 3 boxes for $1.25. Send 1c. stamp for dainty trial box.

Old London Clubmen’s Wager. The rage for gambling at White’s ‘and Almack’s léd to most outrageous betting, as to which Walpole _ tells what he calls a good tale :—

A man dropped down in a fit before the door and was carried inside; the club instantly made bets as to whether he would die or not, and when a‘ doctor was called in to at- tend him he was interfered with by the members, because, they said, his ministrations would affect the fairness ot the bets.—London Chronicle.

The change of dietary that comes. with spring and summer has_ the effect in weak stomachs of setting up inflammation, resulting in dysentery and cholera morbus. The abnormal condition will continue if not attend- ed to and will cause an exhaustive drain on the system. The best avail- able medicine is Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial. It clears the sto- mach and bowels: of irritants, coun- teracts the inflammation and _ res- tores the organs to healthy action.

Repeat it:—‘‘Shiloh’s Cure will always cure my coughs and colds,”

Wear sufficient clothing. Remember that flannel a doctor’s bill, and that warm stock- ings and weather-proof boots arg cheaper luxuries than bottles of cough mixture.

CEYLON

The slight trouble of looking for the name “Salada” on a ‘package of tea is well repaid by the satisfaction you have in drinking it. 48

Let & man overcome anger by love; let him overcome evil by good, the, greedy by liberality, the liar by truth. —Buddhas

In the Autumn Rheumatism is so general that all our readers so suf- fering will be glad to hear that a let- ter addressed to The Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont., will be to their advantage. Write to-day.

The Practical Parent.

“Father.” said the poetical youth, “let us go into the autumn woods and read the lesson of the trees.”

“That's jest whut | wuz-about to suggest,” said the old man, “an’ we'll take a couple of axes along an’ cut down a few o’ them same trees an’ split ‘em into kindlin’ wood fer col’ weather purposes!”’—Atlanta Constitu- tion.

Why Is It? Oh, haven't you stood at the telephone, The receiver in your hand, And pleaded with “central!” tn humble tone, Persuasive and meek and bland: “Please ring ‘em again. I can't stand here From now till the crack of doom.” And hasn't the thing buzzed in your ear+ Z00-00-00-00m! Zoo0-00-00-00m! Zo0-00-00-00m! Z00-00-00-00m! —Chicago Tribune,

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, Beating His Rival.

“What are you crowing abouti Griggsby’s airship showed itself supe rior to yeurs in every respect.”

“Yes, but as mine was tested on @ fine day the photographs turned out perfect, and Griggsby made his ascent when it was too dark even for a time

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The Reason Why.

He was the much dreaded poor rela- tion, and when he met his more fort- unate brother in the street he was alert to take advantage of any good feeling that might be abroad.

“Come and dine with us to-night,” the rich: man said graciously.

“Thank you” said the poor rela- tion. . ‘But. wouldn’t to-morow night do as well?” .

“Oh, yes, I suppose so,” said the rich man. ‘“‘But where are you dining tonight?” he asked curiously.

“Oh, at your house,’”’ was the reply. “You see, your estimable. wife was good enough to give me to-night’s in- vitation.”

A Pleasant. Purgative.—Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills are so compounded as to operate on both the stomach and the bowels, that they act along the whole alimentary and excretory pas- sage. They are not drastic in their work, but mildly purgative, and the pleasure of taking them is only equal- led by the gratifying effect they pro- duce. Compounded only of vegetable substances the curative qualities of which were fully tested, they afford relief without chance of injury

Citiman—How are things with you? Busy?

Subbubs—No, but I'll bet we’re due to have a heavy fall of snow pretty sgon.

Citiman—What* do you mean? I

don’t understand

Subbubs—Well, I stopped cutting grass nearty two weeks ago.—Catholic Standard and Times.

INDISPENSIBLE TO MOTHERS

“T am satisfied that, Baby’s Own

Tablets are indispensible to moth- ers,’ says Mrs. Abraham’ Boucher, Pierreville Mills, Que., and she

adds :—‘‘Before using the Tablets my baby was cross, -peevish and not thriving well; but the Tablets have worked a great change and my little one is well and happy.” This is the vérdict of all mothers who have used these Tablets. And better still, mothers have the guarantee of a government analyst that Baby’s Own Tablets are absolutely safe—that they contain’ not one particle of opiate or poisonous soothing stuff. Sold by .all medicine dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams Medicine Co. Brockville, Ont.

Vlace a cup containing vinegar on the. stove near the pan in which you are cooking cabbage or onions and tne odor will not spread wl! over th? house.

Repeat. it: —“Shiloh’s Cure will always cure my coughs and colds.”

It was stated during the hearing of a divorce case at Detroit that a girl had offered a wife £1,000 for her hus- band, and that the wife had accepted the c ffer.

Minard’s Liniment Cures Burns, Etc.

The best means to prevent loss of hair, when it shows a tendency to fall out, is to cut it short and then shampoo the scalp two or three times a day wit.. cold water, dipping the tips of the figers in ice water, then rubbing the scalp till red.

Wealth is nothing, position is noth- ing, fame is nothing; manhood is everything.

A pretty girl is apt to be less-inter- esting than the bank account of a plain old maid.

A few slices of raf onion left in saucers about a room are recommend- ed for taking away the odor of fresh paint. The onion should be renewed each day for two days or so.

HE discomfort of saw-edged linen is almost equal to the drudgery of the me- thod that causes it.

Celluloid Starch does .¥ not fray your linen because it thoroughly penetrates the fa

se mm i

sufficient stiffness without the wear

of the ru uired eudebien ¥, bbing req by common cooked Your grocer has it—or can get it. 5

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The tteasure seekers intend to search for.a Spanish galleon, which sunk many -years.ago, but the Ameri- can expedition has been anticipated by a Jamaican syndicate, which char- teréd: a schoorér; and,” after an’ in- pega search, returned to Monteo’’

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cated, the wreck having broken to pieces years ago. Divers were sent down and a nutnber of Spanish coins were recovered, but nothing of ‘any great value. The leader of the ex- pedition was the son of Sir Henry |. \rthur Blake, who was governor of Jamaica 1889-97.

The location of the wreck which is believed to be near Silver Bay, be- tween. Puerto Plata and Turk’s Is- fand, has been visited frequently dur- ing. the course of the last few centur- ies, first by an expedition fitted out by the Duke of Albemarle, who was governor of Jamaica in 1687. Even as late as 1902, 10,000 ‘‘pieces of eight’’ were brought inte Kingston -harbor by a-party of divers.

In the case of the latest expedition which has returned the tempestuous weather interfered greatly with diving operations. It is intended to refit and undertake a more systematic search at any early date.

MACREADY'S WIDOW.

Second Wife of Famous Actor Passes Away: at Age of 81.

A link with the memorable past is snapped by the death of Mrs. Cecile Louise Frederica Macready, which o¢- curred at Weston-super-Mare, Eng- land, recently at the age of 81. Mrs. Macready, nee Spencer, married the celebrated actor, Wm. Chas. Ma- cready, on April 8,- 1860. He was then. 67, and deceased lady 38. She was Macready’s second wife. Young Macready, himself the son of an act- or, when only 18, essayed the thar- acter of Hamlet at Newcastle, and he records in his ‘‘Reminiscences” the reflection that ‘“‘total failure in that character is a tare occurrence.” There also he played in ‘‘The Game- ster’ with that great actress, ‘Mrs. Siddons. This accomplished lady encouraged him, and gave him\ some advice. She said, ‘“‘You are on the right way; but study, study, study, and do not marry until you are 30.” Macready acted on this counsel; he did study, and he did not marry until 1823, when he married a Miss Cath- erine Frances Atkins at St. Pancras Church. This lady died in 1852, and eight years later Macready mar- ried the lady whose death is now an- nounced. Macready himself passed away thirteen years later, in April. 1873, at Cheltenham, leaving a gon -and a daughter by his first wife and a son by his second. wife. . :

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Dyring a visit to Winchester, some time ago, Lord Alverstone presided at a public dinner given by the mayor. He told mary amusing _ stories, amongst them one of a friend of his. who had asked for-a small loan. Lord Alverstone, having nothing upon him at that moment but a sovereign, gave it. A third acquaintance, who at | witnessed the transaction, remarke to Lord Alverstone later that he would never see his money again. ‘‘Non- sense!’ said Lord Alverstone; but, as the -friend. was very positive on the subject, thty had a small bet upon it.

Some months later, meeting-Lord Al- verstone by accident, the betting friend asked if his lordship had ever received the money from their mu- turl acquaintance.

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“Dear Lord Alverstone,—Enclosed please find a postal order for £1, for I’m hanged if I. can!—Yours, etc.’”

Eating Dog Meat.

Prosvectors returned from the new Ingenika gold fields in British Colum- bia report having met with the great- est hardships for lack of food. “After nine months in the wilds one party returned and said that it was found Impossible to get food of any descrip- tion at Fort Grahame, although a stay of 17 days was made there, during which time the men hunted moose; in fact, they lived on game all the time they were out. After exploring the country at the head of the Stikine and Laird rivers they struck for Mc- Connell creek, where they found 26 men in the camp who were getting ovt about $10 a day. z

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_shécks, 25 and 35 cents; polished |i

ash, 50c.. 75c., $1.00, $1. 25, $1.50. Perforated Chair Seats, 15 and .20c. each. BRISSELS’ CARPET SWEEPERS at fixed retail prices,

$3.25, $3.75, $4.25, $4.50, $4.75. LINO SHINE: to make), your old}

‘inoleum look new: § pint tihs, 85. ets.; 1 pint tin, 60 cts.; 1 quart tin, $1.00 ; Brushes, 30 cts. each. TAPESTRY & CHENILLE CUR- TAINS, $3.00 up. TAPESTRY &

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TheLecal improvement Act, Village Act and School Assessment Ordinance

Notice is hereby given that under the provisions ‘ft the local Improvement Act, Village Act and School Assessment Ordinance the Honourable Mr. justice Beck has appointed Tuesday, Jan. 12th, 1909, t Ten o'clock a.m. at the Court House in the City of Lethbridge, for the holding @f a Court for the © onfirmation of the Returns made under the provi- ions of Section 91 of the Local Improvement Act mm respect of the following Local Improvement Dis- ificts, viz.: i; local Improvement Districts 602 and 605. And of Section 67 of the Vv illage Act in respect of the following Villages, viz.:— The Village of Stirling aad the Village of Stavely.

And of Section 19 of the School Assessment Or- linance in respect of the following School Districts, 17.

School Districts Nos. 156, 1379, 1681 and 1455.

Dated at Edmonton this 10th day of November,

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SEALED TENDERS, aster General, Noon on Friday the 15th January, 1909, for the

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vears,

syance of Mails, on a proposed Contract for four fourtcen times per week ch way, between ‘aber and Railway Station, from

the Ist February next.

Printed notices ‘containing fircther information as maditions of proposed Contract may be seen and lank forins of Tender may be obtained at the Post Mhee at Taber and at the office of the Post Office isSpector

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AN’ person who is the sole head ofa family, or any inale over 18 years old. may homestead a juarter-section of available Dominion land in Mani toba, Saskatchewan or Alberta appear in person at the Dominsoa Lands Agency or Sub-Agency for the district. ntry by proxy may be m4de at any agency, on certain conditions, by father, mother, son, daughter, brother or sister of ymtending homesteader.

Duties. -Six months’ residence upon and cultiva- hon of the land in each of the three years teader may live within nine miles of his homestead ona farm of atleast 50 acres solely owned and occu- ied by himn or by his father, mother, son, daughter, brother or sister.

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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1908

Notes and Comments

W. L. McKenzie King left Ottawa | on Tuesday for New York, whence | he sails Wednesday for England en

route to China. |

x |

; as a supper dish

Crowds still come from Dakota to!

buy land in the Taber district. The, Alberta | them and

land and the fine southern

climate are too much for they cannot resist’ They say half of the peoqle of Diatto< ta will move to Alberta as spon aa |

possible.

moving here.

Sir Richard Cartwright, the senior member of the privy council, after the prime minister, will, it is under- stood, be the government leader in in succession to Rk. W. of Sir

somewhat ineon-

Scott, ex-secretary state. though venienced by physical disability, is alert

his

mentally as and vigorous as

ever, and long experience in public affairs, his intimate knowledge of all Federal legislation and his rare ability in parliamentary hfe amply fit lead the

| dignity and tic.

, him to Upper House with

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Liter ary Sacigty

A very interesting meeting of the Society was held in the

| Presbyterian Church orf Friday even-

The applicant must |

ing, the 11th inst.

The meeting began with a brief

sketch of the WHistory of Canada from the death of Champlain to the fall of Quebec, 1759.

In certain districts a homesteader in good) stand- ine may pre-empt a duarter-section alongside his | homestead. Price $3.00 per acre Duties— Must | reside six months in each of sik years from date of |

iomestead entry (including the Gime carn homestead extra

required tc patent) ahd cultivate fifty acres

A homesteader who has exhausted his homestead |

right and cannot obtain a pre-emption may take a purchased bomestead in certain districts Price $3.00 per.acre. Duties—-Must reside six months in each of three years, cultivate @fty acres and erect a house worth $300.00.

W. W. CORY, Deputy of the Mimster of the Interior

N.B.— Unauthorized publicatéas of this advertise- tnentavill not be paid for. 55-26t

Rogers-Cunningham °’: Lumber Co., Ltd.

Wholesalers and

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| subject.

The chief feature of the entertainment was a

evening’s

debate, ‘“Re-

‘solved that a Limited Monarchy pis preferable to a Republic.” Mr. Samuel Ervine and Mr. W. B. Aubin supported the affirmative, and Mr. R. P. Wallace and Mr. E, R. Vickery the negative. Messrs.

Tiddy, Robinson, Dr. Lsng, Rodger and R. Watson also spoke to the The decision was given in

| | favor of the affirmative by a show of’

| hands.

| hand and’ give it a sharp pull ‘that will hurt a little. 'cramp will depart,

| | | |

| bishop of Canterbury, one day at Dartford be took a Sunday

+a —

To those who suffer from cramp in “the leg at night the following hint may be ‘useful. When the cramp comes on take a goood strong string will do—wind it roan the leg over the place that is

cramped and take

long garter

an end in each

-one Instantly the and the sufferer can return to bed assured it will not |

come on again that night. |

HINDOO CASTE MARKS.

Tne Women of India Wear Them on the Forehead.

The caste marks worn by women in india arg confined to the forehead and: ure more uniform than those affected | by the men

The orthodox mark invariably worp op religious and cerewoniat occasions is a small suffrop spot in the center of | the forehead. But the more popular | and fashionable mark is a tiny. one | made with a gluelike substance, usual- ly jet black in color, which is obtained by frying sago till it gets charred and | then boiling it ip water.

twenties are sometimes partial to the | use of small tinsel disks, purchasable | in the bazaar at the rate of about | half a dozen for a pile. To attach |

| the

| ent

Women who have not reached their ler

THE Sik EEL.

(* Will Bite Lony siter 1" Has Been * Decapriarea: ‘

Rels are peculiar even, uinong fishes. A’ strange and wiysiciiour race. the difficulty ‘of killing them is vot: the least of their peculiarities Very many of us have heey nunosed by the ordi- nary eel that bas ‘seized’ our wort and then tangled up our line in. tts slimy coils... You may cut-off the bead of ap ee! in gah care ree ommended by the 8. P. C.!A. cand Venve tts body full’. of squirms and wriggies. for the’ eel is a hateful and uncanny credtire. | have been told that the true method is first to. cut off the eels tail und that

after this the severatrwe of the hend bfings ‘all lifé and movement to an end. As to this Locannet say fort

only heard this recently and have not since bad to deal with a sinuous eel A correspondent bas cited’ an mstance of a conger jeft apparently dead tor twenty-four hours on the beach which then bit three fingers from the hand of

a small boy who came to handle it. |

can well believe this) PE shall not easily

| forget the eerie shock which | had on

la certain occasion ip Wales of bad

caught a large eel on a night line set

for pike. We had severed his bead and— left him for some hours on the Dank,

leaving a good hook in his guilet | In

evening be presented to a

small boy who bore him off in triumph Half an tour later the boy's mother appeared, with some concern and indignation to relate that the head had bitten the boy severeiy

when he tried to remove the excellent

hook And this was no conger! The occurrence seemed to me like the hor

, ror in one of Kipling’s most weird sto-

ries of uncanny horror Whetber these ) posthumous wounds by eels betoken the remnants of life in their severed portions or a mere mechanical flicker of the nervous system only the biolo

gist could say And perhaps be would be only muking a guess St James’ Gazette.

Was

LOST THE CASE.

A Simple Test to Which the Defendant Objected.

An English sotiejtor a fruit broker in an action (brought in a London for the recovery of $100, the price paid for a consignment > of figs which the plaintiff be unfit for bunian food

was defending

court

declared to Phe defense

alleged that. although moderately dis calored by salt water, as the plaintitt knew when he bought them. the tigs were perfectly whiolesome The figs

were in court The plaintiff, his own ci

who conducted was skillfully cross ex- amined The trint was obviously agaiust him, and once or torted so hotly that the ened foecommit him for

At length the coster

a coster, Ise, going twice he re- judvze threat- contempt

grew desperate

and, turning to the opposing counsel, hoarse and perspiring., be suid: “Look here, guv'nor, you say them

tigs are good to eat, and | say they ain't That's all between us, ain't it? Now, selp we, if you'll eat two of ‘them figs and you ain’t sick immediately afterward Vil lose .my

case ™*

there is

The judge at once saw the. propriety of this, suggestion and asked the law- yer what he proposed to do

“Your honor is tryjug this case, i,” was the reply

“No, no! The olfer is made to you,” said the judge

A burried. consuitation Counsel suggested that it licitor’s duty to submit to the experi- The solicitor refused ‘The bro- ker himself was then asked if he wouid risk it.

“What will huppen to me if I don’t?” said he

“You'll lose the his legal advisers

“Then,” said be hurriedly, “lose the case, lose the case!” And so he did.

not

took . place.

wus the so

“ase,” replied both

There Was a Difference. When Dr Randal! Davidson, arch- was a curate,

school class ip a neighboring parish. The subject wus King Solomon, and after the lesson he proceeded to cate chise the children

“Tell me, boys,” he said, “what was the difference between Solomon and

other men?” No answer “Come, come!” said the future archbishop “Was there any difference, for in-

stance, between King Solomon and my- self?” :

A tiny hand went up and a tiny voice replied, “Please, sir, Solomon was wise!’—London M. A. P.

Queer Plants. The searcher for curiosities among plants finds much to interest him in Kkew gardens. ‘There™are

divided into two. sections ‘which, snap together and imprison any insect which alights upon them, plants which live absolutely on air, without any root ip the ground; walking plants, sleeping | plants and pldnts which grow whiskers.

| And all these marvels cap be seen by

apy visitor for

Graphic,

nothing. — London

Peculiar Qualifications. .

“In choosing his. meh,” said the Sab- bath school superintendent, “Gideon did not select those who laid aside their arms and threw themselves down

to drink, He took those who watched with one eye and drank with the oth- | er.”

A Moriologuf, Tommy—Pop, what is the difference

these to the skin the commonest ma- | between a dialogue and a monologue?

terial used is the'gum of the jack fruit, | quantities of which will be found stick-

ing to ‘a wall or pillar tn the house, | carries on a conversation with her bus-

ready for immediate use.

| Tommy's Pop— When two women talk, my son, it’s a dialogue; when a woman hand

it’s a woenolugue - Philadelphia

| Record

primroses, _ which blister the hand if stroked, leaves

The Earliest A:

ie Pete Se belors oh we ve any record were ad and “ally through the a hor of ae hdos ane the aneher ip hare a roke, there was ev vod roe an Syor with the straight shank, 1 two curving: arms ovith ‘fattened remities and tie chee crass teek.

1 process of stering oie of these ald hers was a long ane mberidus one was hove close up fe the capstan

r windlass; a man was let down by pe to hook oul a. huge tackle, hich the anchor. was then hoisted. ill perpendicnlar, to a stout project- i timber Then the lower end had J be hoisted up horizontally by an- ‘her tackle and the whole made fast In. the modern stockless anchor. a chain is attached to fit at the balancing point. and this is passed throngh a pulley at the head of the anchor davit When the anchor is high enongh. davit and all swing round until the anchor

is over the billboard, where it) rests aud is .seeured by chains.—London Globe

Working !tn Steel Masks.

The workman wore a steel with glazed eveholes, a rubber snit tubber gloves and rubber boots. and he

carried a pair of tongs of silvery alu minim

“In certain departments of the plant” said) the dynamite manufac turer, “all our workmen are dresse.t | ‘ike that. They must be. Otherwise they would be smeared with chemicals

nd splashed with acids that wonld peut

Neir flesh like liquid fire” Sut the aluminium tongs?"

“They are for lifting the gun cotton utof its nitvic acid bath. Aluminiuin is the only metal upon which the uitrice veh has ue effect ™

He turned to the workman “Evervthing all right. aid. “So, from

George?” he

80," came

behind the

na sepulcbral answer mask of steel

Slang of Other Days. has always been a fruitful for gie expansion of latwaiece instances mimy be multiplied oof respectable which were vulgarisms. But. there have been man, for

Slang source and vords mee tahboaed he other lane pl Viren th become fo the purists As long ago ou th

tebrated letter writer Ulorace Wal

nié ised to speak of “sitting cuezlin wad getting “drunk as an eatin fo the inent

pow as band, ses in

use centuries

so never neceptable

owl’ Ther the

the eis

disyy, ef one of Tiger t

tno writers of nt cently ep Pranees Burne ape mind phrases of the Ame: an collece giv! of today,

“Po osmenked ont.’

know toad?”

Werth Worn: nturs coor Slane for ou “Did and “‘l

us. hanes, vent

ver such a bad Ve vile cold.” Hy; erbole.

A Rochester ole omed to use sctentifie terms, wrterstnd A epartat

with the reques whenever he

Previn was

which tne

aceus

seople did ret fian waited on tom Nat odin neh terms he would explain them On he following: Sunday he used the term nud added: “As uvgreed Tbeg to explain tis word ay that at this moment the whole a my are sound usloep it ‘vould ie fe de, but if Tsay that that is no hyper The next day the that the

the futu oe

ayperbae ou

Cons vat ny perk me-half are but the leputation ag

astery trum) n ealled to say minister need not explain technical terms The people would learn their neanins ¥ frou a cictionary.—Rochester Terald.

Hole, ae

At His Word.

Many postoflice names are queer enouch to make one desire an explana tion of them. Sometimes the explana jon is queerer than the name itself A tninister in) Cass county wrote to Washington in behalf of the residents of a growing hamlet. asking that a postoflice be added to its institutions The request was favorably received ind he was asked to suggest a name | that would be acceptable to, his neigh hors. He replied that they were not | iard to please so long’as the pame was peculiar. The postoffice departunent took bim at his word, and “Peculiar”

“is the name of the office to this day.

The Case of Emergency.

While on the mareh in ludia the pio neer corporal of a famous Irish regi ment went to'the quartermaster for a loan of a came! to carry a spare tent

but the quartermaster refused, saying “Tl have only the cart, and this spare

camel I am keeping for a case of emer rency.”

‘Lhe corporal said, “Can’t you put the case of emergency on the cart, str. and lec me have the caimel?’’—Red Letter.

Wasteful Ignorance,

The ordinary waste of food in an English middle class family would be suflicient wholly to maintain a French, family of similar station, and the waste of food is at least largely due to the ignorance of cookery which pre vails among the classes from which English domestic servauts are derived —London Lancet

‘Would Like It Very Much. “By the way.” “how would you like to have your steak 7?” “Very much, tndeed;”, replied the mild man, who bad been patiently waiting for twenty minutes,

Exasperating.

Mrs, Subub—Oh, George, the cook eft this morning, and the Outertowns tre coming to dinner! Mr. ‘Subub— Darn it! They always catch us be ‘aveen cooks!

It is not possible for men to be per-

fectly blessed and happy, except a ‘tew. —Plato.

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Serie Syndicate, Guaranty Bldg., Minnea- | Brown . purposes bringing

Lawrence Renner leaves \ to-mor- row for Missouri, where he will visit .| friends tor a time, ,

Do not forget that B. W. Wright,

‘| the jeweller, handles the famous W. Fobs, Silverware, Cut Glass Pickard’s hand-painted china.

STATIONERY J. Weigand arrived from Leth- Books, Fancy Boxes of Stationery. bridge to-day. We understand he

debi’ Cards, Pipes, Cigar Cases, | has*rented the Cousins’ hall building. G., &e.

“Xmas Cards and Postcards

4DISON PHOTOGRAPHS Amberol Records and Attachments

@vestlake’s JEWELLRY AND Store

Xmas Gifts WATCHES

Rings, Brooches, Lickate, Stick Pins, Chains, Bracelets,

Mr. Frank Sherman has been re-. ‘elected ‘ by acclamation as President of District No. 18 of the ‘U, M.W. of A.

a Lethbridge purposes, buying and

opera.ing a coal mine for, city needs. Forty acres will be purchased from the Alberta Railway and Irrigation Company.

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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 17,

; Sneak thieves are still operating I OCALS the clothes lines on the south 4 side of the track.

much

If it continues

longer there is trouble for

somebody. H. A. Suggitt of Coaldale is in

WANTED, on easy terms for Fas- town to-day on business.

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® Roy Stanley left to-day for Lucan, } nt., to spend Christmas with his

parents.

Mr. summer here in the real estate busi-

'ness, left Sunday for Mr. and Mrs. R. A. Wright of!

Lethbridge spent Sunday in town the | ing in the spring. suests of Mr. and Mrs. B. W.} | Wright. ‘ |

We understand he purposes return-

Campbell & Anderson have It repre- | sents a prosperous homestead scene

a very

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ot 23 and east half lot 24, block 3.—| 5, winter and it certainly is proving

> ¢ Apply Quong Sang Co., P'O. Box 95, | quite an attraction.

Lethbridge. 43-4tp | ' Herman Jensen returned last week | So popular has tho British Navy from a visit with friends iu Utah. hecome that for the present recruit- We understarid Herman purposes:|

ng has be Ss mnnded for ¢ xcept : F 1g has been suspended for ull exeey lattendiug the agricultural

‘Tainter, who has spent the |

Minneapolis. |

college |

Ralph L. Reid and B, W. Reid leave Friday for Algona, Iowa, to spend the winter. : 4

Silas Myers of. Shelburne, Ont.

arrived to-day with a car of effects}

and stock, and will move to his farms near ' Taber. i

William Fisher of tacnadd, Ont., arrived Monday with a car of effects to settle on his farm near Taber.

“H. L. Helgerson and’M. L. Hel: gerson of Minneapolis are in \own’ to-day.

Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Aubin and little daughter leave Friday night for theirhome at Calgary. Mr. Aubin! will return soon after Christmas.

A concert and dance for the bene- fit of Mr. John Evans wil! be given at Woodpecker on Dec. 28th. Doors open at 7.30, concert begins at 8. There should be a good turnout at | this concert as it is for a most worthy | cause.

Liconse Inspector Nimmons and Goyernment Detective Rudd had| Ione Lewis, who resides in one of the houses near the river, up before | W. A.- Aubin, J.P., to-day on a charge of selling liquor without a She was fined $50 and

license. costs.

D. H. McArthur, Wm. Bell and! EK. H. Kalding of Botineau, N.D.; J. | L. McLean, John Olsen, R. D. Kay, Jno. Defry, G. West, T. L. Kerns, I. L. Otter and W. A. Otter of Glen- burn, N.D., were in town Wednes

‘Bryan Exceeds

\day. We understand quite a num-

‘|ber bought land in this vicinity frem |

| Mr, MeArthur-and will move here at |

lan early date. i}

certain mechanical ratings. been: 5° there

B. W. Wright, the jeweller, has farmer.

sust received for the

11th rulite be- Taber suitably

thi ‘istmas trade . F Christmas trade . Friday evening,

On ludy’s brown fur of track Finder

Lost

wa fine stock ef ladies’ solid. gold

Q ovis and 3 to $50.

Walter frank on Monday

Inst., a

chains. LPrices from

tween south and

| Opera House. re- warded on leaving same with R. W.

‘Long at C.P.R. depot. }

Coombs returned — fram

and has accepted

Mines. All will be pleased to see Bt 5

: ey E | Magrath and family, has departed for Walter back. : 3

. Ottawa, where they will remain

H. W. Hogarth moved out to his: until after the session of Parliament. wmestead yesterday. Hoe just se-' They have taken a residence in the

| capital.—Lethbridge Herald. a large amount of im- |

‘ured his land last summer and _ al-

vcady has

The Soetety |

‘will hold their first annual seed fair

Taber Agricultural

provements made.

PLease Norn.-—Copy for changes

of advertisements must be in the assembly hall on Triday, Jan. 15th, otice not later than Wednesday 1909, when prizes will be awarded | soon. This is an absolute necessity. 5. the various classes. Prize lists |

lease note this fact.

f you are thinking of purchasing | aes a ; ie ane inane ov PurenasinB | The Rock Springs Sootless Coal » watgh or anything in the jewellery

'Co., the pit wilh carvainly ily yell ke e and the Central Coal Co. sre getting vet B. W. Wright's fine stée ke of ina lot of machinery and fittings al-

watchst,glockes ahd soMbilery. / most every day. These companies The installation of. the new officers of Dorie Lodge No. 31, A.F, & A.M., will take place on Monday evening, 28th. The District Deputy Master to

will soon have their mines fitted up ‘in first class shape for business and ithen the coal will have to come out. ! We uuderstand the C.P.R. will build

Dec. 2. a spur to these mines.

“rand is expected be

present.

We want land «en

,e@wners to send us at once minute

Mr. Brown, manager of the Ly- ceum Theatre, Lethbridge, brought a jnumber of the star performers who wiand exact descriptions of choice dry | theatre to

| and }

have appeared in his

aoldings at. close figures and easy! 'Taber and gave a two-nights’ enter- terms near railroad. Lethbridge or tainment in the opera house. The Taber preferred. No other than| attendance both nights was good and shoice lands near railroads will be} eyeryhody felt well pleased with the

Atlantic-Pacific We understand Mr. further jcompanies to Taber the near when he will no doubt be

Land | performances.

polis, Minn. 34-4¢ 39tf | in A quiet wedding was solemnized | future,

last in St. | well received.

on Thursday evening Theodore Clureh by the Rev. D | The Alberta Conference of the! Jones, when Mr. John Connor, pro-| pyotherhood of St. Andrew will be

prietor of the livery stable south of | held in Edmonton from February the station, was united in the bonds | the 18th tothe 21st (inclusive), ‘of holy wedlock to Miss Violet Ar-)jg99.. This will be the second an- blaster. Mr. and Mrs. Connor left oh their wedding trip to points in| B.C. amid the best wishes of a host

of friends.

nual conference to be ‘held in Al- berta; the first was held in Calgary ‘last February and was very success- | ful. The local Chapters having as- Neta Evelyn Kilgrow, the little; sumed the responsibility for the suc- nineteen months’ old daughter of| cess of this forthcoming conference, Mr. and Mrs. W. J. W. Kilgrow, met | are now issuing preliminary notices with a painful accident yesterday. | to all Chapters in the Province; and The little girl was standing on aj will be glad to hear from anyone chair and, losing her balance, fell | interested. All communications, backwards, striking the back of her! whether containing suggestiuns or, head on the floor. Medical aid was| enquiries will be gratfully received immediately summoned and the in-|by the Secretary. juries attended to, but the little one| Imperial Bank, Edmonton. It is has suffered intense pain, At time | hoped that all interested in Brother- of going to press we understand she | hood work will take an active part is now improving nicely. A little|in insuring the success of the con- more and the resulé might have! ference; and that all Chapters. in the proved fatal. Diocese will be well represented.

and fitting himself as an expert |

and poultry exhibition at the L.D.5.4

_will be distributed in the near future. |

Scranton Coal Mines Co. |

R. 8, Young, |®"

‘Agricultural — Society

ELECTS OFFICERS

The Taber Agricultural Society | | held their annual meeting on the 9th

inst. and elected their officers for the

coming year. There was a very goed attendance and much _ interest

manifested.

R. A. VanOrman.

First Vice-President

President

~—A. Rawlins.

Second Vice - President — B. A. Stringham.

Directors—G. W. Qufbell, KE. T. Westlake, Isaac Biglow,.1. LL. Hélman, B. R. MeMullin, Peter Hammer, Thos. B. Hull, Alex.

Campbell, Hans Hansen.

Agricultural Experiment Commit-

tee—B. R. McMullin, Lsaac Biglow, E. T. Westlake. Auditors—Geo. C. Millar, S. J.!

Layton. The Directors wopincas G. W. | Quibell to the respousible position of Secretary-Treasurer, a position Mr. Quibell has most ably filled ever since the organization-of the Society.

Comparatively little interest was taken in the elections Monday as is

shown by.the very_small vote po!led. | The result was apparently a foregone |

conclusion and most of the electors remain at home.

The vote stood—Byard Smith 74, jJohn Haynes 71, A. L. Wood 60, Adam» Russell 12. As three coun- cillors were required the three first | named were elected.

The council for 1909 will be com- posed of :good, shrewd business men, men who are capable of coping with

and all questions that will come ore them. The personnel of the council is as follows :—

, Mayor-—-W,. W. Douglas.

‘ Councillors—A, Beck, A. Camp- | bell, FB’ R. Davis, Jno.-Haynés, Byard Bmith, A. L. Wood.

| the penalty of the law.

logical Discovery.

The officers elected are as foltows: |

The Elections

ROC NTTUERES STUD WENN

tome Rare and’ Peeuliar Visual apa ‘Used In Medicine.

A writer in Wissen fuer Alle throws }roure tnteve’ 15): on rare and pe- voliar: drugs. sron, he points ont, Would strike an q:cidary observer as lecidedly expensiye at $13 a pound (to. \hange mar..s iutd our coinage) until tuid that it is ’co. goed of the central | small: portions: oni,” of .the flowers. of -| the + ractts, 70.000. of: whieh it takes to {uke a pound. Ailar-of ‘roses sells. at $112 odd: per pound, and it takes 10,.Y00 poulcs, or nearly five tons. of

~The Limit: ACs

| The Defeated ‘Prbssbausies chine didate Shoots: Ducks in Texas

Catveston, Tex., Dec. 16..—-Wm. J

Il. the old quarrel revived, nnd the overdue duel was yeerht the plain of St. Germain | fh all the formality of the ancient “‘ielal combats and in the presence | if the whole court. Jarnac was aveak- er and less agile than his. adversary, | ho was one of the noted swordsmen of the time, but he had taken lessons from an Ttalian bravo. In the duel 'arnac waited for an opening and | then dealt La Chateigneraie a heavy land une xpected stroke which ham- ‘strung him. This was in 1447. Ten vears later Jarnae was a captain in the defense of St. Quentin. Eventual- ly he met his fate in a duel. But the “coup de Jarnac” is historic in the an- oals of sword play.—Argonaut.

plead ynilty to protect Bryan from| ‘evion of Henry

~ Important Geo- |

Human Footprints Found in Inter-Glacial Clay Many Feet,

» -Below the Waters of ihe Bay

Toronto, Dee. 14.—Thirty-saven

: Monkeys and Parrots. feet down in blue clay under Toronto

A lung specialist was talking about

a famous scientist who had contracted consumption from a lot of consumptive

| monkeys that he had been experiment-

bay they have found human foot-

prints. -Phis find inter-gl: acial clay,

deposited from fifty to one bundred’ 8g Upen. | “This should be a lesson and a warn- | ing to us all,” he said, “for nothing is portant geological discovery of the) more dangerous to the lungs’ health Charcoal | than to bave a monkey about the . house. Practically all monkeys have | remains of burnt consumption in this climate, and it is | discovered in inter-glacial clay in the} just as easy to take consymption from | Don val&y, but nowhere in America’ #2 Monkey as from a man or woman. | : 4 . It is the same with parrots. They, too, | have traces of human beings been pave consumption. ‘and they, too, are | A gang! most ‘apt to give the disease to those who pet them. As for nye, rather than | live in the same house with a pet mon-

| thousand years ago, is the most im-

period made in America.

wood have been

discovered of such antiquity in Haney and Miller’s waterworks tunnel laid bare-for over thirty feet | key or a pet payrot I would take a cot

a strate of blue clay six feet wide, in| In the hopeless: ward of some con-

q| sumptives’ hospital.”

which there were over a hundre

imprints of human feet encased in

. A Wedding Day Reminder. William James, the famous psychol- . ogist of Harvard, said at a dinner in inches long was also) poston: found. The fodtprints were found! “An odor often brings: back mein- | 70 feet below the level of the bay. | ! ories that we had thought buried for- ever. AS we regard some strange | landscape it often seems to us that level some imperfect footprints weraj we have been just here before. The lamoovared. All the footprints, ex ‘oiidest, the most momentous associa- | tions oftentimes attach themselves to cepting a few which went sideways,; vce trifiing things.

moceasins. At the same level near | the footprints a piece of inter-glacial |

wood sone 12

{Some hundred feet south at the cae

were pointing towards Toronto.. 4 Ney, “Thus at a Thanksgiving dinner that

' varied from slight depressions to|two| ! once 4ttended the hostess said: to a

tnahow] | sour faced man on my left:

inches in depth. . | “May I help you to some of the Prof. Coleman, of Toronto dniver-! boiled rice, Mr. Smith?

| sity, says it is the most important |

| “‘Rice? No, thank you—no rice for

|,me,” Smith answered vehemently. ‘It

| geological discovery ever made in|'Is associated with the worst mistake of | America. | my life.”

| Costs of Office.

On the day after his election the chief magistrate of. a certain town in the Midlands who enjoys the reputa- tion of being rather “near” in money matters was asked for a subscription to the local football elub.

“I really can’t do it,” he replied. | | “Just look at the outlay I’ve already been put to through accepting office!” ; And he produced a smal! ledger in-

For Railway at Ottawa scribed on the .cover “Mayoralty Ex- | '

Present Alberta's | Claims

\. ; ; | penses.” On, the top-line of the first | parcel inside page was the entry, “Dress suit, €2.”—Reynolds’ ' Beeene, i

W:!.

14.-

| Toronto, Dee. —Hon. C.

| Oras, Attorney-General; of Alberta, | ue Prt An Aral Hp nas | e Philosopher—Tell me what a

left Toronto last night for Ottawa,| person reads and I can tell you what |

| where it is said he will interyiew the} he is.. The Dyspeptic—Not always. |

There's my wife, for instance. She's always reading a cookery book. The Philosopher (confidently)}—Well? The Kichappaageanie' she’s no cook!

| Federal Government in relation to the Provincial Government's policy of railway expansion which is to -be inaugurated at next session, ~The Dominion Government will be asked | for aid to construct lines: in the pro- blac

A Humane Woman. The Cabman—Gimme your bag, dady. and I'll put it’on top of the cab. Oatcake (as she gets in)—No; that horse of yours has. got enough to rn carry it-on my lap.—Lendon Bits, °

Mrs. poor, Bash Seige vat

An expert says that a razor should | | never be stropped or used unless it | has first been warmed.

Do not measure your eniovmert by | | the amount of money spent in pevine | j | tae it.

TABER LANDS FOR SALE

Known as the C.Y. Ranch Lands

“OK ‘wil elk ‘any ‘pt the’ fllontng

earn half-sections as stated talon fot the. Grice of $915.00 ger

; $7.50 an acre cash, $1.50 per

acre say January, 1909, and $1.00 pet acre each year thereafter untif paid: for, with interest at bed per’

Bryan ‘wis given a taste of the Texis roses, to.obtain oue pound of the dil.’ ee we ba, os laws when he was: charged with | Saahook arti ed niet end root of wv # } ioe aL raf . \ monks s*said to be every | WOESE J. v.4..0008 : having exceeded the limit in the) cc isiy-est } on ex ant. the dose being | West # ......... 9° 11. 19° destruction of mallard and canvass- | one +ix-huuuredth of # grain. It issold | North Bast}... 19. 11 17 4 back ducks at. Lake Surprise. The pa he rie of $1¢ 8 per. oone “ ' North Kast}... 20. 11 17 4 laws permit no one hunter to kill | deus te vepera me 00 the | Routh: raate..: 20 IF 17 ea animal wo in ch of rare drugs, North W } 21 lt 1 more than 25 ducks in any one “day, | the write the musk of the | North West¢... 1 4 and these he can neither sell nor | - Asiutle deer, which at $24 to $30 an A vo i 7 v4 ‘ Pe mut @ a op'ie to the wily or ‘ASE Z «+. ship. Lake Surprise, the game pre- hunter. Im sou.e of tie tropical seas a |SouthHastt... 19 11 17 4 serve of Banker Moody, is located in} floating, sweet’ sui Jing mass of am+!South Kast}... 21. 11 17 #4 Chambers County, and is only ac-| bersris is mer with worth at Aeboagri sig habs 146 11 17 =~-4 : SO per on or £190 per pound in | Rast $ (......... 18. 11 17 .&@ cessible by water.. The game warden | 3.4 jyarke: ie a ubergris ts said t0 | North Kastd.. 16 11 4217 °@ of Chambers County had been tipped he the dixex i 1 i ‘iry product of the | South West... 16 11 17. 4 ‘that the Bryan party of four hunters | pen ® i a | West 4 30 11 17 &£ ‘nother pe vrocuct in use as aj.) yee were slaughtering ducks without re- |, ie fan 0 ton - the pure venom | Hast ee 30. 11 17 &. gard to number. lof the r viven occasionally South East 4 eee 7 11 17 4 - Giining access to the preserve he}! Mmalivue ft son er fever Ser sand f "1 i ; or VAs) eee t counted the dead ducks and found THE “COUP DE JARNAC.” North East} .;. 22. 11 17 & 1145 an average of thirty-eight, or| South Westt... 22 11 17 4 thirteen above the limit. The three | A French Adec> and the Incident Upon | North ast}... 7 11 17 4 ‘other members had been compliment- } “ch It Rest. | North West}... 7 11 #17 .& ing Bryan on his marksmanship and | Ratt ‘coup de Jarnae™ has become a | North $......... 1 1 WwW Meoneh proverh, and it serves to dis- had credited him with half of the} -j,enish a stroke as decisive as un- ———— |sport_until the officer appeard on the} fovereen v hic) intervenes for the set-. J. J WHITE, . : {| 'lenent of any aTair. The adage rests | ° r scene: when Col. Moody and his dake pon an Incident in the life of Gui | 38, Northumberland Street associates declared that Bryan’ had) os. jjot. geperers Ce Jarpac. a noble’ : killed ‘ less than twenty. Charges; \ ‘he.conrtof Francis 1. THe lie pass | GUELPH, Ont. /are preferred against the quartette. tee . aia ie aah - : ating ae | a | ae | ae “m evle sing It is understood three of them will) \, ,....ver, poitaae the duel. At the sue. |

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Taber Meat Market

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Dry Goods, Glothing, Boots and Shoes, Crockery Ware, Gre~ ceries always fresh and cleas,

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Fresh, clean stock of groceries and dry goods always on hand —

reed

~ from babyhood it. ts rather difficalt, to,

_ find “Miss Norwoo

-Aanother 50 cents,

Kitty, Sam and the Peacemaker.

By COLIN 5. COLLINS.

"Copyrighted, Literary Press. Sin

1908, by - Associated

When It has been “Sam” and “Ixitty”

pass suddenly to the “Mr, Hastings” a” stage. Both Sam and Kitty felt the strain, though each’ took mental obligation to do. nothing that in any way might be construed Anto an overture of friendship.

It had all started innocently enough. Xitty on her way to the postoffice en- countered Jim Saunders. She regarded Saunders as a persistent pest, but she could not very well refuse his sugges- tion that they stop in at the drug store and have a glass of soda.

Then it happened that they turped fntdé Belding street in animated con- versation, and Sam could not know ¢hey had met just around the corner,

Of all the summer visitors to Au- ®urnville Sam disliked Saunders the most, and Kitty knew it.. It looked to him as though she fad deliberately ac- cepted Saunders’ attentions to punish fim for a trivial quarrel of the night efore.

Kitty was just finishing the last tiny fump of ice cream from the bottom of ahe tall glass when Sam entered the store with Belle Paulding, Kitty’s clearest enemy.

He had bowed stiffly in salatation, sind Kitty had responded with a “Good morning, Mr. Hastings,” emphasizing ihe name as sweetly and as coldly as the frozen delicacy she had just con- sumed.

That had been the start of the trou- le, but the end had been slow in com- ing. That afternoon Kitty went mo- coring with Saunders, though she hated snotor cars, and Belle went buggy viding with Sam to punish Saunders for his imagined disloyalty.

Saunders. and Miss Paulding had quickly patched their quarrel up, but Kitty was unyielding, and there was a squareness to Sam's chin that did not argue in favor of pliability of person- ality.

With ceremonious politeness each etrove to show the other how little it umattered, but Kitty cried herself to’ sleep night after night, and Sam swore

softly, but fervently, at what he was \

pleased to term the foolishness of wo- mankind. .

So matters stood when the excursion of the Auburnville cornet band was announced. The boys needed new uni- forms, and Dick Potts had promised to learn the euphonium if they would fsouy him ‘one.

All public spirited citizens purchased tickets. Sam bought two through ‘force of habit and then viciously tore féhem up, whereby the band profited for Sam was de-

re —

' Kitty, who walked with a limp and | carried a stick in her band.

'“Has the boat gone?” she cried In despair, I. wrenched my ankle... 1 called for help, but no one seemed to hear.”

“Tl was at the other end of ‘the ts- land,” explained ‘Sam, who seemed te think that the reproach was directed against him. “1 took a nap and didn’t realize how long | slept. 1 took a swim’, after that, and some kids ‘chawed’ my clothes. myself. They’ll miss us at the dock: and send back for us. Can I fix your ankle?”

‘“I'm afraid I shall have to ask your 2

assistance, Mr. Hastings,” said Kitty, suddenly mindful of the fact that she was speaking to Sam.

He helped her to a rock:and care- fully cut away the shoe. Then with the sleeves of his shirt he improvised a bandage that brought relief and noted with satisfaction that the sprain seemed to be slight, since there was little swelling.

“That wil! have to do until we can get to town,” he said as he rose to his feet. “Does it feel any easier, Miss Norwood ?”

“Very much, thank you, Mr. Has- tings.”

Sam gritted his teeth and mentally assured himself that when a fellow takes the trouble to bind up a girl’s ankle and sacrifices his very newest and handsomest shirt for a bandage the least she might do would be to call him “Sam,” as of old. He moved stiff- ly away and took a seat on a bowlder behind her.

“could cay! him.

But Kitty, though she was dreaatar: ly lonesome and a little bit afraid. was too proud to call. Even the-faint scent of tobacco that now and then drifted past her on some vagrant breeze was comforting, since it was an indication of Sam’s presence, but she would not speak,

Sam gloomily regarded her eloquent shoulders and longed to take her in his arms and comfort her, but he assured himself that it was her place to make the overture. It looked as though the deadlock would continue unbroken when the serpent entered’ this lone- some Eden. .

It was only a tiny gartersnake searce- ly twelve inches long, and it was hurrying away from the human in- truders as rapidly as possible when Sam spied it. With a long switch he turned its course and headed it past the rock where Kitty was sitting.

The rustling in the grass caught her attention, and, looking-down, she spied the wriggling length of green.

With a shrill scream of -*Sam!” she struggled to her feet and the next in- stant was sobbing in her terror, with her arms about his neck,

With cruel ingratitude Sam dispatch- ed his benefactor and lifted the girl in his arms.

“We'll go sit on the dock, Kitty.” he suggested. “There are no snakes there. Pretty soon, if help doesn’t come, I'll Swim over to shore and get a small boat somewhere.”

“L started up so quickly that |‘

ol Just got.herp |,

If she was lonesome she?”

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“Biddy,”’ said an Trishman to girl of his heart, ‘‘did ye iver think 0’ marryin’ ?”’

“Shure now,” replied Biddy, look- ing demurely at her shoe—‘‘shure now, the subject has never entered me mind at all, at all!’

“Tt’s sorry Oi am,’ sald the suitor, as he turned to depart.

“Wan minute Pat,” softly—‘‘ye’ve set me Philadelphia Inquirer.

said Biddy, thinkin’ !’—

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“What are Blngore’s chances the coming election?”

“Very slight. He hasn’t anything back of him.’’ .

“He’s got a family tree——

“Yes, but his opponent has plim tree.’’—Catholic Standard Times.

”

the and

Repeat it:—‘ Shiloh’s Cure will al- | ways cure my coughs and colds.”

“What's this luncn doing in the safe?” “That’s an election wager,” ex-

plained the junior partner, ‘‘A fel- low just bet me a dollar to a dough- nut on the result.’?’ — Louisville Courier-Journal.

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“For ten years I’ve been trying. to drown my sorrows—and they won’t drown !”’

“No wonder! They’ve had time learn’ to. swim.’’—Smart Set.

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Birds can eat and digest from ten to thirty times as much food in pro- portion to their size as men‘can. If a man could eat as much in proportion to his size-as a sparrowis able to con- sume he would need a whole sheep for dinner, a couple of dozen chickens for breakfast, and six turkeys for his evening meal.

Minard’s Liniment Cures Dandruff.

“A man told me this morning I looked the image of you.’

“Where is the fool, I’ ll thrash the life out of him.’

“Too late! I killed him.’

An American actor was once see- ing London from the top of a ’bus. As they swung down the Strand he asked the driver to point out the places of interest. ‘Right you are, sir!’ agreed the driver, touching his hat. ‘‘There’s Luggit ‘ll; where they "ang ’em.’’ A little later; ‘“‘There’s Parliament ’ouses, where they make the laws wot does it, across’ the way. An’ - there’s Westminster Habbey,

trance from Bank street and then car- | where they buried the good ’uns wot

* ‘¢fermined to go on that excursion if “Some one will come, Sam,” she de- only to show that he could go without | Clared. “Anyhow, it’s nice here—for Kitty. awhile.”

He had never gone on an excursion “You bet It is, Kitty,” assented Sam

alone save once, when Kitty was| 28 the girl crept close to the protecting spending a week with her aunt over in cirele of his arm. Cadyville, and be had bad a miserable Then in a torrent of words they had time. Now he did not look for etfjoy- their explanation. It cleared the air ment, but Kitty needn't think he coula| WDderfully, and presently Kitty pat- not go alone if he wanted to. ted the hand that clasped her waist.

Much the same sentiment animated “You say you didn't like to take Kitty, though she arranged to go with | Belle riding,” she whispered, “just as

_a married sister, and it so happenea| though you had all the trouble. 1 bet ‘that they passed over the gangplank | YOU wouldn't like it any better to let together, with thé formal greeting that Mr. Saundets pretend to make love to was now customary. FOU. ;

The picnic was held on Paddle -is- No, I wouldn’t,” assented Sam hon- land, out in the lake, a favorite picnic | CS4Y 48 he bent his head’to claim an- ground. A narrow strip of land con- other kiaa, | “Kitty, I'm sorry I killed nected two rough oval extremities that that snake.” by an abuse of the imagination might But it was a snake,” explained Kite be said to resemble a paddle. Bobby | '¥: 88 though that were sufficient rea- Seaton, who was in the primary class, | 5°% €ven though it was very nice—for aptly, if improperly, described it as “a a snake. peninsula with an island at each end.” ,

‘As soon as lunch was disposed of Didn’t Lose Any Sleep.

‘the elders settled themselves near the| Jemner the ‘famous English phy- baskets, while the young folk wander-| *!!@%, Was essentially a strong and ed off to eitber end of the island, fol-| 8°!f fellant man. He attended the lowed by a fusillade of injunctions to prince consort through his fatal illness, hurry back the moment the first whis-| 2@ 88 the Prince of Wales’ doctor tle sounded. when the heir to the British throne

Sam and Kitty followed suit, but had so narrow en escape in 1872, and | Sam made certain that Kitty was he also went to Darmstadt and re- fheaded for the southern blade of the| M#!med in attendance upon the Prin- paddle before he started north. It was| C88 Alice till she died. To practice dreary work sitting all alone on the medicine in the fierce light that beats point, and presently the fresh air and pied a throne” is not calculated to the soft bed of pine needles combined | S8°2 the physician’s anxieties, and fo bring sleep to the worried brain. one who knew Jenner well once ques-

It seemed to Sam that he had en- tioned him on this point and hinted foyed only a brief nap, but by the ae his responsibilities must some- tiine he had hunted up the cabin some | eS be sufficient to render sleep or of the boys hate built for use in the ~~ impossible. duck season and had borrowed the Bleep, replied Jenner In his char- bathing trunks be found there he was acteristic way. { don't think that in the cool water a few minutes when | *2xlety about a patient ever kept me the warning whistle blew. awake five minutes in my life. I go to

Madly he dashed from the water into | ® bedside. I do my best. What more the hut to find that’ in that brief in- | °®2 44? Why should I not sleep?” terval some one had “chawed" his |}

‘clothes, His underwear was as full Hamlet’s Bowl of Gruel.

of knots as a snake that had been George Melville, an old English ac junching off a full set of pool balls,| tor, was fond of telling a funny story his trousers were tied into a true lov-| #t his own expense. He was acting er’s knot that suggested anything but| Lamlet in Bristol. It was the actor’s sentiment, and the laces of his shoes| Tule to take a bowl of gruel in the offered a good ten minutes of unpick-| Course of the evening, and his land- ing. Sam was still surveying the dam- ‘lady sent over the usual refreshment age when the second whistle sounded.| from the lodgings in Queen’ square,

“Blow, durn ye!” be cried savagely | She happened to have a “new” serv- as he attacked the knots. “If you} ant girl, who was explieitly directea can’t wait for a fellow I'll swim for it,| © get to the stage door by the en- m not goin’ to make my dee-bu in this.” ry the gruel into the greenroom, She

He cast a ‘glance of scorn at the in-| arrived at a moment when Mr. Mel- finitesimal swimming trunks and at-| Ville wes “on.” Being unused to the tacked the knots with a haste that] Ways ef the theater, she asked a man verified the old adage as to speed.| at the wings where Mr. Melville was. “The boat was a good half nile from| ‘There,’ said the super, pointing to sfeere as he burst through the bushes | the stage. tet grew about the rude landing and The actor was in the middle of the wheok his fist'at the departing steamer, | |#0liloguy “To be or not to be” when

He was still expressing his opinion [tae girl advanced toward him,. bearing ! of things when there was a-rustle in, the bowl, and said, “If you please, Mr. the bushes, and Sam turned to face ‘Melville, sir, here is your gruel.”

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didn’t get ’anged!’’—The Argonaut.

To make coffee quickly, put two heaped tablespoonfuls — of freshly- ground coffee into a jug, and on it pour about half a pint of perfectly boiling water. Stir all together, and stand on the stove with a cover on the jug for the coffee to settle, After )a few minutes add about a table- spoonful of cold. water, Stand a minute or two more, and pour off

, steadily into a clean jug.

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LIKE THORNS — IN THE FLESH

ie ‘the Sharp iwi iwinges and Tor- tures of Rheumatism---Dr. Williams’: Pink Pills a Certain Cure, The twinges and tortures of rheu-

matism are, not due. to. cold, damp,

weatliér as or) many.-people imagine. Rheumatism: comes from poisonous acid in the blood. The pains may be started, by: cold .weather, damp* wea- ther or by keen winds.. There is only one way to cure rheumatism. It must

be treated through’. the blood. All the liniments and rubbing, And. so- called electrical -treatinent in the

world will not cure rheumatism. The acid that causes the disease must be driven out of the blood and the blood enriched and purified. It is because Dr. Williams’, Pink Pills make new, red blood that they “have cured thou- sands .of cases of rheumatism after all other treatment had failed. As a proof of: what Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills will do even in, the most severe cases of rheumatism, the case of Mr. David Carrol, a well known furniture dealer of Pictou, N..8., may be cited. Mr. Carrol says:—‘‘I have been a most severe sufferer from rheumatism, and in the hope that some other poor sufferer may find relief from my ex- perience [I gladly write you of the benefit I have received from Dr. -Wil- liams’ Pink Pills. The trouble settled in my shoulders and down my sides and at times I was quite unable to raise my arm. T was attended by a doctor but as IT did not appear to be getting any better I sent for a so- ealled electric belt for which I paid $40.00. It did not do me any good and then I tried another remedy, but without any better results. <A friend asked me to try Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills, and I got three boxes. By the time I had used them all I found the stiffness and pain less severe, and I got another’ half dozen boxes. When I had taken these every symp- tom of the trouble had disappeared ‘and in the two years that have since passed TI have had no return of the trouble. I believe there igs no medicine equal to Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for curing this most painful trouble, and I have recommended the Pills to others who have been bene- fitted bv their use.

Dr. Wiliams’ Pink cure rheumatism but diseases due to poor such as anaemia, indigestion, nerv- ous. disorders, neuralgia, St. Vitus dance, paralysis and the ailments 9f girlhood and womanhood, with their headaches, backaches, sideaches and attendant miseries. Only the genu- ine Pills can do this and you should see that the full name ‘Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills for Pale People” igs on the wrapper around each box. Sold eh | all medicine dealers or by mail at f leents a box.or six boxes for $2. S from The Dr. Williams’ Medicine Co. ‘ Brockville, Ont.

Pills not only all the other watery blood,

_ A Bladensburg merchant was doz- ing in his store one day when a little

girl appeared in the doorway and asked for a quart of molasses. The storekeeper yawned, stretched himself, half opened his eyes, and. then in an injured tone said, “Ain’t there nobody in’ Bladensburg that sells

molasses but me?’’—The Argonaut.

Warts are unsightly blemishes, and corns are painful growths. Holloway’ 8 Corn Cure will remove them.

To remove grease spots from books put some powdered pipeclay on each side of the soiled leaf, and then press it with a hot iron, taking care, how- ever, not to scorch the paper.

Minard’s Liniment for sale evefywhere

A Pugnacious Super.

When I. R. Benson, the actor. was training two armies of “supers” for a battle, he. had some difficulty in’ per- suading the weaker side to submit to be conquered. Even at the first per- formance the vanquished force, which included a somewhut pugnacious Irish- man, who may be called X., upset tra- ditiona! usages by severely mauling its victors, and the play must have suf- fered if the hint of one of the warriors had not been taken.

“Look a-here, Mr. Benson,” he said, “if you want us to bé beaten, you must put X. in the other army. That's the only way.’’—London Standard.

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Not In a Position, Etc, I'd like to tackle any game. I'd like to prove my heart is true I'd like to give some one my name— And all because of Y-O-U

And yet, so minus Is my stack, Your dad I dere not interview. Alas, alack, 1 must hold back— And all because of 1-O-U! —Kansas City Times.

Untidy.

Precise Aunt (trying to amuse Kate, who -had come to spend the day)—Oh, see pussy washing her face!

“Kate (with scorn)—She’s not wash- ing her face. She's washing her feet and wiping ’em on her face.—Judge’s

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ANCIENT PICTURE THIEVES.

Some Who Were Calaht and Exe. cuted—A Case of Substitution. °

In olden: days, indeed until the end of the Napoleonic era, art robberies on a grand seale were the privilege of the mighty ‘of this earth and the adjunct of victorious ‘wartare. This was so in the days of ancient Rome,* when ghiploadiuls of marble and bronzes were transplanted - from. Greek tg-Italian soil, and it, was again when the first ‘Napoleon pillaged the collections and churches of Italy and Spain. Such action, however, was considered the conquergr’s right and does not come ie the scope of this article, whé¢ is to deal with petty theft and sone sig Pern ne tion of works of art.

The first deed of this nature cf which I have been able to trace the record occurred so far back as 1601, when two heads were cut out cf Wenceslaus Koeberger’s “Martyrdom of St. Sebastian’ in Antwerp cathe- dral. The fragment is said to be even now in an English private ‘col- lection. But the thieves were caught and speedily put to death.

Other cases are on record of art thefts’ committed in the dim past, but in most cases they amount to a bare statement that such and such a picture or object disappeared at such

and such a date and has never been

heard of since. These records lack the flavor of romance which clings to those: other cases in which the pere- grinations of the thieves and of the stolen property can be followed as in that of the famous Murillo at Seville cathedral, representing ‘The <Ap- pearance of the Infant Jesus to St. Anthony.’

The Duke of Wellington is said to have been so struck by the beauty of this masterpiece—a canvas of impos- ing size—that Ife offered to cover the whole surface with gold pieces if the chapter would sell it to him. How- ever, the chapter refused, and in November, 1874, the figure of St. An- thony was cut out of the picture by unknown hands, and the fragment found its way to America.

There is a distinct element of hu- mor in the circumstances that attend- ed the. theft of a portrait by Paris Bordone a good many years ago from the house of a wealthy collector in Vienna, who generally allowed the public access to his gallery when he was away from town. The picture was one dey eut out of its frame and earried off. A reward of £120 was immediately offered for its’ recovery, and descriptions of the stolen picture were. sent to the diplomatic repre- sentatives of Austria abroad.

The result was that a stranger call- ed at the collector’s house and. ar- ranged to return the picture against payment of the promised reward if! no further questions were asked. His terms were accepted, and on his pro- ducing the painting, which fitted ex- actly into the opening that had been eut out of the original canvas, the stranger was paid his promised re-

ward. It was only some time after- ward, when one of the collector’s friends expressed “doubt as to the authenticity of the Bordone, that the picture was found to be a copy of the stolen masterpiece.

Why He Attracted.

A broker who had the reputation of using strong language on the golf links started out on a sunny autumn

afternoon to play nine holes. Look- ing back after he had driven off, he saw a great crowd following. There

were young men and old, good players and bad, alt trailing close behind with looks of interest and expecta- tion.

The broker paused and turned. He smiled politely and nervonsfy. “Real- ly, gentlemen,” he said, “this is very flattering. I hope I am in good form this afternoon. I trust I shall play well enough to reward all this kindly interest.”’

“Oh, it isn’t that,’’ replied. an elder- ly lawyer, with a chuckle. ‘‘We came out to listen.”

Not a Bit Proud.

The editor of an esteemed contem- porary thus announces the acquisition in his domestic circle of two ‘‘fair, fat and flourishing’ babies.

“Bring out the brass band and place its noisiest members on the highest pinnacle of the town. Sound the loud bass fiddle and let the na- tion rejoice, for one of the humblest citizens of the commonwealth hath been justly exalted over his com- peers, and we have the honor to be that fortunate and meritorious in- dividual. Still we are not proud; we yet speak to our. neighbors, occasion- ally, but at the same time it must Le admitted that we feel several inches taller than we did a week ago.”

ERE eiat cir iat raced Cae Warming a Serpent.

“Down in Bermuda,” said a Cin- cinnatian, “I heard Mark Twain make a speech about snakes to a group of little girls.

“The speech, was great. The only trouble was that ‘the little girls could not appreciate it. It flew over their heads. ,

“T remember the humorist’s con- clusion.

““*Never warm a serpent in your bosom,’ he wound up. ‘Itis far easier to warm it by placing it under tne pillow of an intimate friend.’”’

What Troubled Pat.

An old Irish’ laborer walked into the luxurious studio of'a New York artist and asked for money to obtain a meal, as he was too weak to work.

The artist gave him a qaurter and then, seeing possibilities. for a sketch in the queer, old fellow, said, “I’ll give you a dollar if you’ll let me paint you.’*.

“Sure,”’ said the man; “it’s an easy way to make a dollar, but—but I’m wonderin’ how I'd get. it off.’

An Improvement.

Mrs. Newed—Instead of giving me pin money my husband puts it in the savings bank for me. -Mrs. Old- wed—BSort of # batety _pin money, -as it | were,

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WHAT. NEGLECT ; DID FOR HIM.

JAS. E. BRANT - SUFFERED TOR- MENTS ‘FROM KIDNEY DISEASES.

Then He Used Dodd's Kidney Pills and Became.a Well Man.—His Ex-

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Mr. Brant contracted Kidney Dis- ease, when a young man, from a strain, and, like hosts of others, .neg- lected it, expecting it to go away it- self.

But. it kept gradually growing worse, till after thirty years of in- creasing suffering the climax came, and he found himself so crippled that at times he could not turn in bed, and for two weeks at a time it was impossible for him to rise from a chair without putting his hands on his knees.

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“Tsn’ t Jebbs a_ believer in the faith cure?” “He is.”

“Is it trne that he wouldn’t have a doctor for his wife the other day when she was ill?”

“It is quite true.’

“Well, [ saw a doctor go into his ; house just now.

“Oh that’s all right. himself.’’—Tit-Bits,

He’s ill now

Rencae it: —“Shiloh's Cure will always cure my coughs and colds.”

A biolewiats says that the two sides of a face are never alike. In two cases out of five the eyes are out o line; one eye is stronger than th other in seven cases out of ten; an the right ear is generally higher tha the left.

“T wonder what ever became of Gil- let’s youngest son—he was a limb.’”’

“His father cut him off.’’—Harper’s Weekly. A drop of olive oil put into the

eye will remove any foreign substance.

To Digest the Food

IS ONE OF THE SECRETS OF HAP. PINESS; DIGESTION IS IM. PROVED BY

Dr. A.W. Chase’s Kidney-

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‘Long standing cases of chronic in- digestion yield to Dr. A. W. Chase’s Kidney-Liver Pilla after all else has failed.

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The Misses

evet happened?” cried Millicent, darting a roguish glance at "‘Cap- tain”. Flattle, who was supervising the sailing of the little yacht “Sunbeam.” “And dauntless, too,’ observed Ellie. “I believe she would make a splendid Crusoe,”’ Thereupon Hattie replied loftily: “any one could live just as well as, Robinson Crisoe, if she merely used a wee bit of common sense. A ‘crystal from one’s watch would provide fire. It should be quite’a simple matter to kill small game for food, and clothing as well, while a person who is not en- tirely 'gnorant would be bound to rec- ognize nourishing plants growing wild, Really, I can see no excuse for casta-

sé [eve she the sweetest captain that

‘for us," langhed Ellie:

., ‘I-er—well,

Fortunately, ail of the girls had prac- ticed much’ in swimming. during their, vacation: So they finally reached land safely,‘ though greatly exhausted.

“Now, Miss Hattie Crusoe, I trust you will show us how. a real castaway should live,” said Millie, dryly, as they helped one another up the cliffs which rose from the shore, ;

“Yes; I do wish you'd get some food “And you'd bets, ter make a@ fire to cook it. Besides, we ” ought to dry some of our wet clothing.” the fact is, I left my watch at home, and so haven't @ crys- tal," admitted Hattie in embarrass- ment, .

“Well, no matter,” interrupted Millie, “for there's some small game yonder

ABOARD THE “SUNBEAM”

ways being forlorn under such circum- stances.”’

“How I WOULD like to see her a castaway!" teased Millie, as she play- fully let fall into the water a rope at- tached to the mast.

All at once the boat was jerked for- ward; the rope Millie had thrown over- board tautened, and the yacht through the water at flying speed,

“IT wonder what can be towing us!" gasped Hattie. She seized a hook, jeaned over as far as she dared, and beat about the water.

“Cut the rope,"’ advised Ellie.

“I'd be glad to," Hattie replied, ‘If I only had a knife, but I haven't, and the rope is stretched too tightly to untie.”’

Quite a distance had they sailed from the shores of the Caribbean sea, when the creature towing them made directly for an island. Not until it reached the surf was any part of its body visible. Then Hattie cried, with a shudder:

“Ugh! it's a big devil fish!’’

At the same instant the octopus re- leased hold of the rope, and the yacht was struck broadside by the waves, capsizing.

went

‘the

she's going, to hunt.”

“But .I have nov weapons,” demurred Hattie, looking at several wild goats in distance.

Ellie struck an oratorical claiming:

.“The primitive cave man fashioned his own rude weapons; why not you?”

“But she will at least pick for us a few of the nourishing vegetables she is so familiar with,’ added Miliie.

“She couldn't tell a beet from a cab- bage,”’ Ellie rudely insisted.

“Oh, girls, please stop!"’ pleaded Hat- tie. “If I can’t do much to help you work out your salvation here, I can tell you what you first ought to do to be rescued—and that is to put up @ signal in sume prominent place."

“Hurrah .for Hattie’s brain! a wonderful scheme!"' laughed others,

They were not given an opportunity, after all, to become real castaways, for Hattie’s father saw the signal—a piece of clothing waved from the topmost rock—and took them off in his boat,

But Hattie no longer claims to be seeking Robinson Crusoe’s laurels.

pose, Ge-

Isn't it the

THEY HELPED ONE ANOTHER UP THE CLIFFS

Yusuf's Gratitude

be my own master!”

“66 CROON TH S Yusut cried joyfully within his

heart.

Even though his master drove @ sharp bargain in the matter of hire, the lad was, indeed, prospering. The thought that within a very few days he would have a donkey of his own, to carry up from the fountain the skins filled with water, which he vended through the streets, served to put him in highest spirits.

Only one grief had Yusuf. He would miss sorely the companionship of the donkey whe had become such a chum, But the poor beast was now so old as to be good, for little; therefore, Yusuf knew it would be most unwise to try to purchase him,

Today the donkey looked very aged —and sad, too. For he would glance

piteously up into Yusuf’s face, as though he understood the youth was about to leave him. Yo Yusuf it seemed that the faithful beast was pleading for him not to go away. And the more the boy reflected, the less he liked the thought of deserting his comrade. While other donkeys might

sometimes prove obstinate, this ani- mal was always kind, cheerful and willing to aid his master, Indeed, ~

when Yusuf was quite smail and be- came tired before the long afternoon was over, the donkey would ladly carry him, even though it a eatly in- ¢reased the burden.

As the couple plodded through the narrow streets, which twisted this way and that way up the hills of the aity, the donkey began to waver in his stride. In spite of Yusuf's en-

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couragement, the animals pace grew slower and slower, unt{l at last, with a groan, he sank upcn the roughly paved street. Truly, his yorking days were over. It may be thay something told him he was to lose, his master, and he no longer wished to\ live. Without a moment's hesitation, Yu- suf poured precious water from the skins over the donkey. Thén he emp- tied the rest of the bottlds and slung the skins upon his own/back. After a while, with the lad’s%ielp, the don- key was able to dvance slowly toward his stable. ; Meanwhile Yusuf was thinking very hard.» He knew wef}! that his master would abandon thé poor beast, now that it was no longer able to work, He couldn't bear to think of this. Suddenly he made up his mind. Into the donkey’s ear he whispered: “Cheer up, my comrade. You do not know how much I have appreciated

your faithfulness. And now { am going to see that you live in comfort the rest. of your days, I shall bay you, so that you will be my very own, In my master’s service I can easily earn enough to keep us both. What matters it if I hire myself out for a few more years? We shal! be happy, you and I. You will graze and take your leisure during the day. In ‘the evening we shall be together, and on holidays we shall go on epioyable tramps ‘out in the country,” as The donkey heard. He raised his drooping ears and looked so gratefully into Yusuf'’s eyes that the iad already felt repaid for his great denial.

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until he was immediately over the eaves. - hand disappeared. A he @rew it forth.

De the roof Tommy climbed,

his moment later With the sparrow’s nest in his hand he made his way back over the roof and crawled through the attic window.

“Teacher said there was something wonderful in the way birds build their nests,” said he, “but now that I’ve studied this nest specially I can’t ‘see that it’s so much.”

Tommy thoughtfully pulled apart the twigs, moss, fragments of cord and hair of which the nest was com- posed, and then leaned back on the old chest to gaze at the particles strewn at his feet.

It seemed that not more than a second’s time had elapsed before a tiny sprite flew in at the window and perched herself befcre the astonished Tommy.

“I’m the Bird Fairy,’ said she by way of introduction, “and I come to tell you that the birds are " protesting against your scorn of their ability as arebitects. They wish me ‘to prove to you that they are quite as skilful builders, in their way, as your peo- ple.”

As the fairy said this she took from her robe a pair of tiny wings. These she fastened to Tommy's shoulders. With a wave of her wand she then reduced him to the size of herself. In obedience to her command, Tommy followed the fairy out: through the attic window.

BEGINNING THE JOURNEY

Stealthily then

Straight flew.

into the apple tree they And here on a topmost bough Tommy saw the wonderful little nest of the goldfinch, contrived so imitate perfectly the branch upon which it was built. Then, over the currant bush, where ‘the catbird had built his simple nest, they passed to an elm from which a/dainty humming

as to

bird . had suspended his dwelling. Long, delicate grass fibers were cleverly woven with strings and

threads, and the nest, when completed,

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And monsters and goblins lived there, On tother side of the big fence; I used to belleve ev'rything I'd never climb over—I'd loo

1 saw there a garden with weeds overgrown ‘

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hug in the flexible limbs, where each passing breeze would gently sway it.

“But if you would see a real, tip- top carpenter, come and watch the woodpecker,” remarked the Bird Fairy, in respdénse to Tommy’s words of praise for the humming bird's cun-_ ning.”

“I never really noticed how hard the old fellow did work,” Tommy ad- mitted, after he saw that the wood- pecker never ceased pecking away at the wood until’ he had entirely hol- lowed out his nest in the dead tree.

Over sea and land for mahy thou- sands of miles the two then took their flight until they landed in Asia. Here, in China, they saw swallows build their nests in caves. These birds car- ried their own plaster and mortar with them, for they possessed cer- tain glands: in their mouths in which was secreted a_ certain’ sticky sub- stance. With this material, together with a few twigs, the swallows con- structed basket-like nests and glued them securely to the walls.

EDIBLE BIRD HOUSES

“And people are very fond of eating the houses swallows build,” explained the fairy. “Now you must admit that people can’t eat their own houses— unless they’re made of gingerbread.”

They saw other swallows, too. Some built their nests in chimneys; others (who were real engineers) tunneled their way into a bank of earth, where they laid their eggs.

Thousands of other miles the fairy led Tommy until the two stood in Australia. Tommy examined , with great interest the nest of the prairie lark, carefully hidden from sight in’ the low shrubbery.

“You will remember,” said the fairy, “that the Israelites in Egypt were un- able to build houses because they didn’t have straw for their bricks. But observe that the prairie lark not only builds a cozy little nest from the very scarce material offered by shrubs here- abouts, but hides it, as well.”

When next they paused in their flight they were in Europe, wherc, among the willow trees, Tommy visited the bower of a certain pied wagtail. Ex- ceedingly well built was it, and as com- fortable a home as one could wish for.

In South America Tommy inspected the nest of the “Great Pointer,” which looked for all the world like a big pud-. ding with a hole in the top, Coming

‘north he paid his respects to Mrs.

Spy,

shown

\ ’ ANY KGS : TANY UNWA8 OD oe PCD Se

, very few

Lives Next

I. looked and I looked hard as ever I could, No monster or goblin of bear even would Of himself give me one tiny peep— Tn once, when I thought through the hole I would

I saw at the hole And a watch over me it did keep. '

} “Oh, monster, don't dare look at me!" did I ery; Then a nice, rosy mouth took the place of the eye, And it said, with the scornfulest curl: “I¢ ISN’T a monster, I will have you know, And it isn’t polite for a boy to say s80- It’s only just, me—Girly Girl.”

4A VAT IRGC ‘

Sedge-Warbler, and complimented her upon the neat appearance of her little home, supported at its four corners by: stout stems. And“ Tommy was duly

. sympathetic when Mrs. Warbler com-

plained:

“My sister has had the misfortune to hatch out another cuckoo. You know, the mother cuckoo always lays her eggs in- other birds’ nests, and then the poor birds have to wear themselves out trying to feed their hun charges after they break their shells. But you can’t fool: my cousin, Mrs. Summer

“Warbler. If she comes home and hap-

pens to find a cuckoo egg in her ‘nest of cobwebs and bark and grass, she will’ build a second story to the nest and leave the eggs in the old nest to perish, rather than hatch out a cuckoo.”

Tommy was intensely interested. And ;

his interest held while he inspected the many different kinds of houses erected by the thrasher. They weren't very elaborate nests, but they were con- structed almost ‘everywhere—even - in thorn bushes, brush heaps and in the

corners of projecting fences. From these nests the boy and-his guide passed to the substantial structures

built in crotches of: small saplings by the wood thrush.

As the two flew over a field of sway- ing weeds, Tommy pointed below, ask- ing:

“Isn’t that a nest?”

“Yes,” replied the fairy, “that is where the bunting dwells. He likes the. wind to swing him to and fro, therefore he builds among the weeds. Nearby, on the ground, is the nest of a bobolink. This is in the form of @ little hollow. made at the root of a bunch of weeds, and it is lined with

dry grass."’ “The kingbird never changes his home,” explained the ‘fairy, as they

came to a nest built in an orchard, of weeds, grass, roots, and lined with horsehair and other light material.

HOME AGAIN

In the twinkling ofan eye Tommiy found himself perched upon the win- dowsill of the attic.

“Are you convinced of the birds’ skill now?’ demanded the fairy. “You must bear in mind, too, that, whereas comparatively few human beings con- struct their own homes, all birds do— that is, all except ‘the goatsuckers, the nighthawks, .cowbirds, and a others.

“Yes, I confess that I didn’t know anything about it before, and that I

sadly misjudged the birds,’ replied

Door

glued another bright eye

NGS Al N ; ij SN (:

ICDC SS

z " Le a ; ,|

Young : Cuckoo Hearea

‘throne in St." James’

;,disease broke out Im that vicinity.

ae >

hy Warbler

Tommy, as the fairy removed the wings from his shoulders and he grew- again to his right size. “Why, some of your birds are weavers, carpenters and masons all in one! Wonderful, isn’t it?” ,

And Tommy was of the same opinion after he awoke, for it is true that he

had not budged from the chest 4x- ,

ing all these adventures.

Seats of a King

NE is aceustomed to think or a~. O king or gveen's throne. But *-

most’ rulers e thrones. King’ Bdward of England has six. The most costly, that at Windsor Castle, is composed entirely of carved ivory inlaid with precious stones. Most anéient of the thrones is that at Westminster, where the

rulers of Great Britain are always crowned. It ig of massive oak; and has beneath the peat a sandstone block, known as W&@jstone of destiny from Scone, whieh was the len» of power of the

tish kings. Another throne, of Burmese teak carved, gilded an

studded with crys- tals, stands beneath a srt gilt can- opy in the House of Lords. .The Pilace is very large and imposing, having a canopy overlaid with crimson velvet, Which« is embroidered with crowns set with fine pearls.

Detectives of Animal World.

RDS and insects are . wonder- B fully clever detectives, Upon , One occasion a gentleman liv- ing in India observed a large flock of crows leaving a tree near his house Shortly after they were gone violent

' An English beekeeper placed « quantity of what he believed to be the best quality of sugar in his hives. But the bees promptly turned it out, and the man feund later that the sugar was a Cee imitation.

Swallows and other birds that mi!- grate always choose as their dwelling places localities which are healthful. People, knowing this, watch these birds and build their own ses ac- cordingly. NA

Then there are bird and Ynsect po- licemen which kill the rogues ameng their kindred. Badybirds, for instance. keep the green files off roses, and the reddish-brown ant patrols the cotton fields and kéeps.them clear of the destructive ‘cétion li- weevil.

Legend of a Faithful Hound

RINCE LLEWELLYN once went P out hunting, leaving his infant child in charge of Gelert. He was horrified to: see upon his return an empty cradle and the floor bespattered with blood. Gelert sat on his haunches, looking joyously into his master’s face, but the impetuous prince read the evi- dence wrongly, and.siew the hound on the spot. In the next room he pres- ently saw the child, alive and well, and. in a dark corner a, dead. wolf. Over- come with grief at Wis*mist@ie, the sav-- age vwarrior mourned the loss of his only friend, and buried the dog near by” with all honor. To this day the place is called “Beddgelert’—the Grave of Gelert—now a pleasant little village ‘n” North Wales, :

A Watch as a Comipsss?:

Bane few of you, perhaps, bave-

observed the fourth hour on:the dial of & clock is marked.*‘TH2” This was due to @

dq> wnese Grection the first. watel —

have several.

MAKING THINGS DO.

Willing Sacrifices a Piatt Will Make tr Time of War.”

Not the only heroes of war Were

Mhose Who bore the musket, and sword

The women and children’ who stayed ’

at home and kept up beart in spite of #he privations of siege are to be num ered among thie ‘valiant. of some of the southern domestic econ.’ mies during. the civil war is given by Miss M. J. Walsh in ber personal rec- ailections printed by ‘the Mississippi Historical sovicty: ° ;

Among the glorious achievements of #hat time the makeshifts at home. de- a@erye recognition, for the} reptesent ingenuity and willing sacrifice... As various articles gave out substitutes ‘were found. If no substitute could be invented for an article we simply did without.

Coffee, the southerners’ daily bever- @ege; was manufactured from parched

eorn, burnt. corn bread, even burnt molasses Sweet potatoes cut into #mall squares, driei, parched and

ground were also ‘used. mg effect was lacking, but it was all the better for our nerves. For tea, ‘young raspberry leaves dried were

The stimulat

Sugar was a serious problem, and anolasses wis as precious as sugar,

“What shall we do when the present ‘supply of Louisiana molasses gives out?” was a burning question, and the only answer was, ‘Do without.”

Grits were eaten. for rice. When we wanted soda we swept the fireplace elean and burned corncobs.

Mustard and. pepper were home grown products, Salt was cost- fy. Every bit was shaken eff dry pork and used. All brine was boiled down and dried. Still the supply flower and lower, Some one discovered that the dirt floors houses were salf mines, so to speak The dirt was put in hoppers and run down, the brine boiled and dried.

All new cloth had to be manufactur ed at home from raw material, The dyestuffs were made from roots, walnuts and indigo,

Shoes were rovtgh erie made from the hides of beeves, cured by the ne groes. I \ made of thread or | mon semis. Caps were

ms were coarse

eut out of cloth and hats-plaited frou palmetto

Letters were written on the blink leaves of Wo! the wrone side of wel!

seraps Or oll cen velopes pasted together

turned and

Dean Swilt is credit with “Bread ts the s i : Tt was beauty is forever” Brankiin those “Man ope . Iyurt Crap od remarked Vhew ie Ie pis, “AJL ervion Wool? mn gion foindcin 2 1 ibis It wi iho oolncorvation of. Piro Southerue Vet ePiy's akin tod Hdwrard Coke. the fluetish jer of the opinion tHiat SA man’s boise | bis castle.” f “When Greeks joined was the ‘: of wou’? owe Nathaniel Lav We arp | hted to not to Sha himself agin.”

who lredr Ul tnedy

To Milton owe owe “The paradise of fools." UA Wilderness of sweets gai “Moping neholy and Ineoustru inadness.”

The poet Campbell found that "Co

ing events cast tireir shadows befor apd “Tis «dist

to the view.”

ance dends enehantorent

His Last Retort. The story is told of a well Koow Chicago criminal lawyer whose valu

ble services were retaiicd byt wealthy relatives of a man accused ¢ murder in a southwestern state.

The case was a bad one, for dence was overwhelmingly

accused.

the evi against the this fact the lawye contrived by the skillful exercise oi every trick and maneuver Known t the profession to secure the disagree ment of juries, delays, apperts, cle. till at last the case was brought before the supreme court of the Unite. Sta

Despite

One day in an interview beoveen th prisoner aud his counsel the forny asked, “In case the supreme couri

should decide avainst me,

be my pext move?" “To beaven, I hope,

response of (he luwyer,

what will

”

was the candia

Gent and Gemman.

This sluns word ‘seems to have core fu at first ascucnrere written contra tion, To have found the word layze

in law reports of the seventeenth ce

tury, particulatly those of Pophai an of Bavis. tu Sir John Northcote “Note Book,” Dee, 2, 1640, Lord Gra

is described as saying of one Hallfors or Holford “that be is no gent; that io memory of divers be kept’ hogs.” Phe cognate word gemman can be trdecu about a century etirlier.—London Note and Queries.

Man and the Earth. knows the age of man on lendeucy of epinion amon:

Nobowy earth. ‘The

scholars is to the effect that the humav |

advent upon many.tens of thousands of years ago John Viske, bat ked by other high au thorities: ¢ itims that man lived on the

this: planet. took place

earth as long ago as half a million years. Scrpstit bere felines _ Tears. : “On the right.” said a_ Killarney

guide to a party of tourists, cascade called the Maiden’s on the left ow’s Tenrs, quickest.”

Tears and a cascade culled the Wid ‘cuuse

daa Sanne nace pan neh

A glimpse ,

made of |

grew |

of the old smokes |

bark. |

“yell see a |

dries up the! , least Js the bride.—Spanish.

A LITTLE “LEARNING.

Some. Amusing Blunders Made by English School Children.

Here are some amusing blunders, or

“howlers,”, wade: by English school

children: Q How were soldiers in ear-

ly times different from those of today? A They weren’t; they had: big darck’

eyes and long black hear. “ ‘ich dien’ if the motto on the Prince of Wales’ features.” “The Dutéeh’. and English after the armada struck a medal; Je- hovah’ blew, and they: were scatte

on it.’ “John Ballol was persuaded

rebel and fled to France, where he afterward died in mental agony.” » “In

55: BC. Julius, Oresar troased over- to:

Britain and conquered it, and In 64 B.C. he crossed over again to drive out the Danes; this shows, therefore, that he laid the foundation of the French language and French civilization and also made Italy safe from any attack from the barbarians.”, “Hamilear has a touring show, panorama, etc., and acrobats in the’ Curzon hall, Birming- ham“. “Cicerd “was a Grecian. histo- tian; he led the 5,000 Greeks after Xenephen was killed.”

Socia) questions are sometimes treat- ed after this fashion: “In one of the slums of Liverpool, in the back yard, was a girl filled up with cabbage stalks and tea leaves” “In the houses of the | poor the drains are in a fearful state and quite unfit for human habitation.” “In pearly all :poor houses the Jand- lady lives ip the center of the room, . keeping a tenant in each corner” “The best way to improve poorhouses would be to put a thick plank on the floor and a cast iron beam on the ceiling”

The Bible prdvides some quaint in- stances: “When Lot's wife looked back she was turned into a pillar of cloud by day and a pillar of fire by night.” “The city of refuge heaven” “Amos Was a very dotefnul person or an opti- “A synagogue was not used as ao swimming bath or a tanner’s shop.” “The Pa than year”

was

mist.”

eight days or younger than

BURNING A DIAMOND.

The Experiment as Made by Davy and

Faraday. That dinunonds will uot only burn, but will ize, Was proved as long ugo

as Isld bs Sit Michael learaday foaout at

Lintpney Davy and

Florence, where the two

cientists Were visiting the great Duke Puthihe piass was the medium throngh which the I his

ny comple of

sun yer te burne omsdred of cone

wo Prom oeaeh

balt feet. the tiree

ens beolpeg eo forrteen inehes in about Phe dia Geb rested com oa rod rped moerced With betes

three

Moptatinii Wheto frida eup st

fo Madselt eb bree yreopa tion oof

Dyas red owas fined tno the

enter toa Qtv-(Wo crbieat

mewes eapaedty. exhausted of vier atid

fF three quarters of no hour it “was yo tiwice rot e to cook the tht the ipinishing and Suddenly

he Phen it was netieed amond was stewiv a hecom ing

it burst

dually Opureue into atie Phey

Stone trom the foes. amd it blazed Away merrily Htovlawed brittiantiy, with a oseurlet fieht inelining to pur ples and continued to burn for about four minutes.

The glass was then cooled and the dininond again submitted te the aetion of the sun Again it: blazed. but not for so lone a period as at first ‘Pwice |

wis then the This on Which, so fir d bud been seen

more this repeated, and (amond totally was the first o¢casion

was consumed us is Known, a diamon to burn.

How to Test a Restaurant.

The man was enthusiastic about a restaurant be bad discovered

“Best place Pve eaten at in months,” he said. “Everything first class, better try it’

“Were went in?’

“As avbear,”

“Go back

you very hungry his friebd. said the man, some time when ravenous,” his friend advised, vou like it then. 1 a polnt never to experiment with a sfaurant: recommended by a ho was very bungry when he ate ‘ve Toa person who is half starved ‘ything | ta

when you asked

nat so

cand see bow

stes good.”

He Was Very Cool.

A conrres who was on board «a trato whieh was wrecked says that vhen the shogk came one of the pus cheers was pitched over severa! seats just in thme to. receive the conteuts of the water which tipped over ind soaked bis clothing with ice wa- ter A highly excited passenger rushed ap to hin and told him to keep cool.’ ‘Go nway,” said the wet man, “I am he coolest man ip the car. I have justi mid two buckets of ice water emptied fowu my back’ ‘

stu

cooler,

‘ Its Origin. “IT wonder who first said ‘It’s better fo be born lucky than rich?” querieJ

| the young widow,

“Some ald fool whose young wife married him for his money, I imagine,” rejoined the wise bachelor.—Chicago News. '

As powerful as man thinks he ts, he has not yet been able to tell what makes a eat black and white.—Man- chester Union.

At the wedding the one who eats

ssover lainb might vet be older | one |

Phe experiment was |

other |

removed the

You'd |

you are | make |

person

_————— a ona

The Kindness. of the Poor.

The old adage that the poor are the best friends Of the poor was instanced in the story of a chambermaid, who is a’ young widow with two children to support, After a lingering sickness the younger of the children died, and, the voung mother’s,bank account having beep depleted from defraying the ex. penses cf the weeks of medicine, and doctor’s visits, she was obliged to con- tract a debt at the undertaker’s, After that she paid. a small monthly install- ment until the bill was half settled, when ‘one day there came through the mail a receipt for the remainder, The receipt was accompanied by a badly ‘written-and blotted note from a scrub: womah in # large uptown hotel, who knew of the trouble, knew the family and the circumstances and in her note explained that she had no family nor near relatives and that she earned enough to support herself and that she wanted to use this surplus money for the little mother, who needed all that she could make extra to support the remaining: child. As scrubwomen rex ceive only 50 or 75 ‘cants a® day, ‘one will readily appreciate the spirit which moved one kind soul to help another in distress.—Leslie’s: Weekly.

‘What Words Can Do.

“Any one who swears,’ * declared the bishop of Carlisle, “manifests the bex- garliness of his vocabulary.’ The Con- cord Patriot puts it in this fashion:

“People swear because they do not. know the possibilities of plain) Eng- lish or have not the skill to manipulate it so that it will yield the amount of

fire they want. You can do alnost anything with Common words, No matter how tame and lifeless they }look standing in stupid rows as if

they didn’t know when it rained, they dance like imps, to frolie like fairies, to float augelwise on Heht winks, to elow like fire spirits. They can do things that make the ordtusry

profanity look feeble seareerows stiffened up with a The eure for profanity —reformers and edu.

enough to come in ean be made to

bits of

fence stake

feators please make a note—is merely | wit enough to” handle your words so that swearing will seem like baby tatk

nh comparison.” | wonedconceenlsaue

When

refi | ned tt toeq lrist, with os veil vile saw. PE tum se ' if hontd avon oy t I \ toon wiih oh ‘ ’ re ‘ iy Phy vd) owWwots ) ' ro t ’ | e ' rece ( el ea ! 1 Vil ‘ 1! an bel 1 j et i i rl do Biondi ! Voshalle Woo wy ' A in tif t ! nis ed \ i 1 yon! ae ! 1 1¢ { { t \ } it you who gare were . it r § k ; aM ‘ ich lias veu tl World V E et 1 a u nit \ hot the muvjior ty of « \ ‘prions brains, that their attifae when steoutue over their work tends to a ermiubal develop nent in the part where t! nteLectual Swenties are seated Some one dia wrilfen a book of diastrious. shoei In it ave Sir Clondesley Shovel, Gifford the Permiile, Brloemiield, author {oof the well Known Parimners Daye? face , the ovientalist; Nedanis Msgs

lox, Jobn Iitte. wr, Quid: Sturgeon,

creorge fonnder of the Society of the Biblical

the electvieian

Criewds;: schol fist of iNustrious shoemakers runs into

Scores,

Rocks That Float In Water.

A geologist who is well up in. his business can a dosen or twenty different specimens of rocks and erals that have less specific \ than water and which wilh if

into that element, foat on the surface

(fubelfte is one of the best known rep-

resentatives of that ehuss

mine

gravity tossed

The commen

The

least specifie grav-

stone is ock with the very ify known is damari, a found in an extinct Volcano in De land. Its atomic weight is .5, ly one-half that of

WLICe another example

mura or exact

hverogen, The Sum of Genius. Men give me some credit for All the genius that To have lies

genius just in

| this: When E have a subject in hand, 1 , study it profoundiy. Day and night it | is before me. | explore it in all tts

bearings. My mind becomes pervaded | with it. Then the effort is what people fruit of genius. It is the fruit of libor, and of thought.— Alexander Tfamilton. Art of Reading. To get the

reading we must begin early and work hard. Tt is an oaurt like music or painting and de mands its stern apprenticeship. It re mains true that a man who kuows only his own tongue does not fhat.— Christian Worlds

best out of

knw

Wonderful. She—What interested you most in your. travels, major’ Major— Well. the

mummy of a queen To saw in {ts wonderful how they woman dry up and stay

Philadelphia Inquirer.

Neypt. could make a thit

way.

A fool can talk without kuowing what\he ought to sav, but a wise man’s silepee is due to his knowing what’ be

ought not to say.-Chicago News,

| ise of remuneration

“> bits\ ‘ UNCLE SAN 0 ‘ ‘ The Payment Fo: Siue an George Wasi: ‘

The Columbinn (is. tenis orery ve cently has cowe hity pu ioelcobotw papers relating to the te, fatdtess tne

tween one of the Catrotu ically an the -gaverninent of the (iced States fo? the payment of the uiones que tor the famous portrait of Wao bondi tu Gilbert Stuart ‘This was’ the portray which in the war-of Isle wa from the buruing White Llouse by the Intrepid Dolly Madison © Stuset pant ed this .portrait in Vhilidetphia tn 1795, when in the beight vf bis. gliery He but récently ‘had returned | London, where be bad counted amony his subjects King George 1 the Prince of Wales, Mrs Siddons anu many other celebrities, and be had the temerity to usk cougress tor SSU00 for his paiutipg of the first patriot

The solons were aghast at such a price, promptly refused to pay iti and intimated that any. one sv uupatriotic might as well go back and paint kings for he was not sulted to point patriots But) Daniel Carrot of iuddingter threw himself in the breach, urged the claim of tbe artist and put before the congress what a figure they would cut

rese het

before the eyes of the world if) thes | failed to meet an obligation incurred Carroll offered to pay the money him

self if the government gave hit prom After much quib bling a promissory note was given ats per cent, and it was twenty years be

fore the Carroll heirs received the | whole of the $800 which Stuart. re }veived for the finest) portrait) ever

) During the hasty

» Rritish

The

mine |

substance

Which Pimake | uve pleased to call ‘the |

painted of the Father of His Country cutiing of the picture wheu the mmarehing on the eupitai the signature of Stuart was destroved Che picture lay in obscurity for a doz ‘novenrs, nod there douti hrown on its suthenticity when it was ehung-ip the White Tlouse It now Vine Martha artist, ana he two form the sole decoration of the

frame victorious

were

from its

Was) Some

idorns the roam with

shingtoen Ips the same

hrone room, as the dainty blue room is dubhed by those who like court Mirases For over seventy-five years t hur in the east room THE PROATIY FOWER i ee ee StIVE PUONWOOR. ‘Sciemce,” Said Lord Kelvin, “Affirms | the Existence ct afoot” ! Het at aa ept the view ot hoon moe ether as oat ' Ther , { tions ‘ ( e that at af ( { tnt { ’ ! in oth re ted { ferin Nowtberoenn | tor vit t Se y t Hor clea t ( Ou the eon Ie ’ i] vt tet pal (ros i \ . ' t 4 1» it doth ( iin h nad dead ‘ ‘ ; i] 1 { ' a i ‘ out ‘ and “ ! \ peat aanal ' pereove ' t oth hy } i w \ \ (50 wk t owe a ot e it oo Cobo ded s Other itary pty | or t thread forces idle tera er oabse ! \ eh itive POWe! d ! weit theary of oa \! { ‘ 1 an | ehlaer oot aha * { | ' te ed toa yb tine matic ay ot rentive onawer Tony Mestis neo Poashed the vreat Lie viv bem Walk ota the ntry if ebetieved that wrass aid towers crew slely as the resaitoof chemical force Tie replied. “Noi any tiere thau bbe feve that cheniient force can translate

Look botaiy describing the Every aci stupendous tifacte for

physien! and mathematical

Upon henomena of forhe wilh is oa

‘heimical,

veretation

chence {i your intellect is) strong ‘nough you will he forced to believe n God, the foundation of all religion. nd vou will see that science is not at

"oo bostile to religion far t must be looked upon

Lord Welvin.

from that as its auxiliary

Wanted His Tip.

‘Tn Astoria’ osatd a state otlicia

Wasbington tu be an old we the first of splendid

always

“there used

ishertuan Who brought ‘very month a present of a tinon from his

ive the old Peat one

master I fisherman a tip ‘

morning | owas very busy, ind when the old boy broagbt the fish thanked him hurriedly uud, forget

ne bis tip. bent over my desk itenip be fiesitated a moment, then cleared Ms throat and said: Seuntor, !d ye he so kind as fo

ye it in that ve didn't ne no tip titis time, or my lve went aud speut

wou writin’ vive

vo»

it on rum.

’

Fresh Water Fish In Germany.

Geriaan law does uot pevinit of fresh vater fish being sold excépt when alive Therefore it is common to see tanks of veh fish in the ‘restaurant windows, ind they are hauled ju this Way con- ilerable distiinces over Prussian rail aud shipments are made to Ber

in from [yyous, in lrance, and from as

VAYs,

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‘ar south as Roumania. The Wrong Word. Mrs, A.—-I can veinember the day;

when you begged hat would make

ine to say the word you happy for life.

Vr. A.—I know, but you said the wrong word.

Others Whenever. Some people make happiness wher: ever they go.— Success,

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